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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Is that like a gentlemen’s agreement?
  2. I haven’t been since they moved to the new location. So is it still just as good?
  3. I’m eating a Belly Burger right now. I’m with you in hoping that Long Point continues to develop as a culinary destination. That block now has Fenges, the Blind Goat, stuffed Belly, and some new Raman place called JINYA.
  4. I notice that you had to qualify the statement that you have never shit yourself by adding from fear.
  5. If someone can get a case in front of the Supreme Court I bet they would take care of that for you
  6. You would think our state leaders would want to make access easier since they seem to think is turns you into a republican
  7. Why is Thursday good and Tuesday bad? They're both one day removed from the weekend.
  8. I was on the winning team for Bevo's birthday rodeo during my senior year at UT. When I was growing up my grandparents owned a combination motel/gun shop in a small town. We would go visit them for a weekend and us kids got to stay in a motel room, which we thought was way cool. On Saturday, Granddad would load up his car with guns from the shop and take me out and teach me to shoot. There was a pasture next to my grandparent's motel that had horses in it. My parents always told us not to mess with the horses, but of course, as soon as they weren't looking we would be out in the pasture messing with the horses. One time (I was 6 at the time) I was behind one of the horses and I turned my back on him. The next thing I knew I was flying across the pasture. The horse had kicked me with both hind hooves square in the back. My older sisters picked me up and carried me back to the motel and made me promise not to tell Mom. Unfortunately for them, the two massive hoof prints on my back gave us away.
  9. I would much rather have a law requiring a proof of at least average IQ to run for state office
  10. Being better than a Big Mac is just about the lowest bar possible
  11. I second this. Next to getting a lot of strange, being able to use this detergent was the best thing about ditching the ex.
  12. In retrospect, I should have had more dogs and fewer wives
  13. That patio is not part of the house foundation.
  14. They'll make your dick look younger
  15. The guy has to live in Lubbock, hasn't he been punished enough for his disloyalty
  16. I think aggy has a gentlemen’s agreement with ESiPN that Lowell will continue to do all of the UT broadcasts after the merger
  17. What twisted logic did she use when she blamed you for it?
  18. I’ve had a really bad day and watching this made me feel a whole lot better. Humans don’t deserve dogs.
  19. Fuck. Less than a month into the off season and this is it? I can't take another seven months of this shit. Hopefully in another couple of months all of you will be over on the football board calling for Sark to be fired.
  20. I just went through it on Netflix. They probably have all of the rights for now.
  21. The last time I remember being on a plane with a smoking section was 1983, and the smoking section was definitely in the front
  22. The In-laws was one of my favorite movies of his.
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