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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. I'm sure a few months after it goes into effect, there will be a hack that releases a complete list of every Texan that presented their ID to view porn. I bet every state politician will be on the list.
  2. I'm not sure how this is germane to the thread, but in high school my friends and I were big into making movies. We once made a stop-action movie featuring a halftime performance by raisins.
  3. The ears look more like a Malamute, they are usually further apart than a Husky. Malamutes also don't carry the blue eye gene, but I can't see if she has a blue eye in the picture.
  4. Perfect time to teach her about Charles Law and Boyle's Law
  5. 1975 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Barry Lyndon Dog Day Afternoon Jaws Picnic at Hanging Rock Monty Python and the Holy Grail The Rocky Horror Picture Show The Eiger Sanction The Man Who Would be King Nashville Rollerball Shampoo The Stepford Wives Three Days of the Condor The Wind and the Lion
  6. I’ve never had any desire to rewatch training day. I’ve probably watched man on fire twenty times
  7. I’m probably the only Longhorn in the world that stayed until the bitter end in both 2000 and 2003
  8. I wonder why they didn’t post a video of the aggy band halftime performance at the 1981 Rice game
  9. Last I heard that costs $250K
  10. Is that like a gentlemen’s agreement?
  11. I haven’t been since they moved to the new location. So is it still just as good?
  12. I’m eating a Belly Burger right now. I’m with you in hoping that Long Point continues to develop as a culinary destination. That block now has Fenges, the Blind Goat, stuffed Belly, and some new Raman place called JINYA.
  13. I notice that you had to qualify the statement that you have never shit yourself by adding from fear.
  14. If someone can get a case in front of the Supreme Court I bet they would take care of that for you
  15. You would think our state leaders would want to make access easier since they seem to think is turns you into a republican
  16. Why is Thursday good and Tuesday bad? They're both one day removed from the weekend.
  17. I was on the winning team for Bevo's birthday rodeo during my senior year at UT. When I was growing up my grandparents owned a combination motel/gun shop in a small town. We would go visit them for a weekend and us kids got to stay in a motel room, which we thought was way cool. On Saturday, Granddad would load up his car with guns from the shop and take me out and teach me to shoot. There was a pasture next to my grandparent's motel that had horses in it. My parents always told us not to mess with the horses, but of course, as soon as they weren't looking we would be out in the pasture messing with the horses. One time (I was 6 at the time) I was behind one of the horses and I turned my back on him. The next thing I knew I was flying across the pasture. The horse had kicked me with both hind hooves square in the back. My older sisters picked me up and carried me back to the motel and made me promise not to tell Mom. Unfortunately for them, the two massive hoof prints on my back gave us away.
  18. I would much rather have a law requiring a proof of at least average IQ to run for state office
  19. Being better than a Big Mac is just about the lowest bar possible
  20. I second this. Next to getting a lot of strange, being able to use this detergent was the best thing about ditching the ex.
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