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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. The 69 game was moved for tv purposes due to the anticipated matchup. They did the same thing in 76 with much less spectacular results
  2. The last time I was at the CWS, I met some Tenn fans at a bar the night before we played them. They seemed genuinely hurt when I referred to them as Fake UT.
  3. At least with the paper plates, you could identify the vehicles with no registration or insurance. Now they will just blend in. Which used car dealership in Houston operating out of a one-room shack will be the first to get 100,000 metal plates from the state?
  4. This was undoubtedly a fun and frustrating baseball season. In retrospect, I think it was inevitable that this team would end the season on some kind of weird ass play. I was just sure that the play would occur in Omaha. I had to turn off the blathering idiots on tv last night and listen to the Craig Way broadcast. I also had to quit reading this board. Where the fuck do all the blathering idiot posters come from during the postseason? Next year, please stay there.
  5. Doritos taste like donkey ass. If I have to choke down some of those nasty ass things at least give me the regular bland shit.
  6. I finally had to mute the tv and turn on Craig Way. I couldn’t take anymore of the tv blathering. Maybe that will turn things around for us
  7. This team has made everyone who doubted them this year look silly. Tonight will be no different. We’re going to start with 4 innings of shutout ball from Witt.
  8. Why is everything that gets put in a pussy used as an insult? Douche nozzle, dick, dildo, etc.
  9. Sounds like this board has already given up. Fuck that. We win tomorrow and kick Wake’s ass next week.
  10. I’ll take getting out of that giving up only one
  11. I wish they would get eliminated, or at least go 2 and q Omaha
  12. Yesterday while I was watching the game I was getting ready to cook dinner. I seasoned up some cubed steak and left it on a plate on the kitchen counter. I went back into the family room to watch the bottom of the inning. When the inning was over I went back into the kitchen and the plate was all that was left. Sebastian was laying on the floor with a very satisfied look on his face. My daughter and I watched the 9th inning on my phone at a restaurant. I don’t think the other diners appreciated all of our hollering and cheering.
  13. You’re having a threesome with your wife and Rose?
  14. Next time be better and get seeded.
  15. Yeah, Wake Forest will find out soon enough about how they got fucked in the draw
  16. Thanks. I never worried about snakes coming out of my ceiling fan before now.
  17. I hope all of you whiney ass nay sayers keep criticizing this team all the way to a national championship
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