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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Abbott told him no more bike lanes or sidewalks
  2. How do you deliver salsa online?
  3. I remember back when sci-fi stories used to imagine a world where robots did all of the menial tasks, and humans could spend their time creating art. It looks like they got it backwards.
  4. He was probably just worried about being stranded on his desert isle
  5. Replacing your kids with immigrants sounds like a great way to get your yardwork done for free
  6. If that's the voice you're hearing when you wake up handcuffed to the bed then you have made some very poor life choices
  7. Don’t do it
  8. Warning! Don’t let me into your bank lobby Not responsible if I rob you
  9. And gambling losses
  10. Function not Disfunction.
  11. Burke's cousin is a regular at my dog park, and she gave me this. It's set in Houston in the 50s
  12. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that if you’re riding your bike on the streets of Houston neither it’s’ aerodynamics, your spandex unitard, nor your streamlined helmet are going to make a shit.
  13. Wait until you divorce her
  14. Looks like a couple of New Hampshire white snakes
  15. Was Louisiana even a state then, hadn’t we just bought it from France?
  16. I’m just hoping this doesn’t devolve into something ridiculous now
  17. Why are we playing a Big 12 schedule if we’re in the SEC?
  18. If I had known that’s what she really looked like I’d have gone to the play with her
  19. The thing that I find most unbelievable about the whole story is that someone actually read her stupid book
  20. He looks there like he died three weeks ago
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