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TornACL

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  1. She also appears to have some nice tits Tiffany, hit me up.
  2. Hopefully this 9th inning will finally get this fucking offense scoring some runs again. Because the schedule is about to get brutal.
  3. Thank God for the shitty ass Angels bullpen.
  4. The Orioles are such a fun team and story this year, and the fragile imbeciles in their front office will suddenly make it easy to hate them.
  5. I love Doner so that will be the move. If you want a cold one Friday hit me up.
  6. I'll be in SF next weekend to catch Giants Rangers. Working from the hotel on Friday, which means my central time zone colleagues will be winding things down by about 130p California time. Plan is to have a beer in my hand at Toronado by 2pm. Can't wait!
  7. You could also just sleep in your car. Sounds about equally enjoyable. On another note, how many Texas fans do we think are gonna get inside Bryant-Denny for the game?
  8. The guy who gets assigned to pick up your groceries in Bryan and deliver them to Round Rock is going to run his balls over everything you ordered as soon as he gets your destination.
  9. But in Dallas he'll be able to carve out a nice 5 or 6 year career as a practice squad guy who gets called up for one or two games a season. This franchise loves 27 year old "prospects".
  10. Has Malik learned how to pick up the blitz during the offseason?
  11. Nico ODonnell did not have a very good season.
  12. Whoops I read that post wrong. OPS+ for Ross was 91.
  13. Damn. Even Cody Ross in 2010 was .721 in 120 games with the Marlins.
  14. Once you have a parent or parents die, and you're in charge of distributing or selling all their shit, you'll become quite the minimalist.
  15. I give it two weeks before he finds the CLE GMs phone number and starts whipping his ass.
  16. The real question is what did he get additional out of the ticket from that leverage.
  17. Between the Bob and Dan drama a few years ago and the drama that appears to be getting resolved this year, I dare say that Dan is the best negotiator at the little ticket.
  18. It's about time. It's usually the fans constantly kicking Yankees players in the dick.
  19. YEAH. If I have to listen to a podcast, how am I ever gonna be able to hear the Kars for Kids jingle or the guy who constantly talks about the Trajan Wealth upfront BOW-NESS???
  20. All I know is that it never fails... the Giants play outside the Pacific time zone, I still end up having to stay up past 11pm watching the fucking game. Giants broadcast just said the 4 games in one day with two double digit runs scored has only happened three times in history, the other two in 1894.
  21. We're now at 4 games tonight where both teams scored double digit runs.
  22. As any Surly 1% knows, you can't land a 747 at most of the podunk airports in SEC towns. So what you have to do is fly your 747 to Atlanta or somewhere and then fly your Gulfstream into Oxford, Tuscaloosa, etc.
  23. Does he already have a head injury this year? What a fucking stupid thing to say. This is the kind of nonsense that the beat writers will carry on about all season long.
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