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TornACL

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  1. Looking forward to a long weekend in SD. Going to Petco for opening day (go Giants). First time at that park. Staying in Gaslamp Weds/Thurs, in PB Fri/Sat. I will see if I can sustain myself solely on beer and tacos for four days. I have trained all my life for this.
  2. Sometimes you're in the cross hairs of a vast global conspiracy to silence you. And sometimes you're just a fucking idiot who uses words you don't understand.
  3. "With some carry"
  4. I went to the regional in Ft Worth a couple of years ago. Upper lever tickets, saw an empty row in the Marquette section after the U12 timeout in the first half. Went down there and never had to move. Listening to the Marquette fans talk about Shaka as they got crushed by UNC was an added bonus.
  5. I have heard this said repeatedly and I have never heard any specifics. Not saying it isn't true, it's just odd that no one seems to know anything else than that oft repeated headline.
  6. This smarter than Einstein bit has grown tired.
  7. I don't understand what leads a coach at a school with unlimited resources to decide....F it, I will be pitching coach . Go get the best, man. That decision is going to ultimately be what finishes him off at Texas.
  8. Merry Basketball Christmas everybody
  9. Eddie Lampkin is back in our lives again.
  10. For me, it was the 23 turnovers.
  11. UAB & Western Kentucky money line parlay. Early games Friday, if it hits you can be at the strip club by 3pm Vegas time blowing your wad.... Literally and figuratively.
  12. It also helps if Hunter makes more shots than a dead guy.
  13. Christ Almighty, .219 team batting average, 9 total home runs, and 126 strikeouts in 12 games Team OPS appears to be under .700. Our hitters strike out at about the same rate as them but damn, at least we do something when we make contact.
  14. I have never had any allergy problems here in FW, but goddamn, this year is different. I think I have been sneezing for a week straight. Maybe I have the COVID or the super-AIDS but I don't feel bad. Anyone else?
  15. I can't watch this complete lack of range at 2B all season long.
  16. The curse of the murdered cat.
  17. Can they take the big bad wolf breakfast and jam it all into a big burrito? Because I would definitely try that and then cancel my plans for the rest of the day.
  18. Gonna need a pic of daughter to confirm.
  19. And don't forget the bat flip after the leadoff walk. It was at that moment I knew that Miami didn't believe they were better than Texas.
  20. On the dark web you can find the actual pictures of what she looks like now, and warning, it is not pretty at all
  21. God damn, the Titans are dumber than we are.
  22. I tried exactly what you said. I printed out copies and took them to my local bar. I sat next to a female sitting alone and she seemed open minded so I showed her the printouts. She wasn't very interested so I handed her some X and told her I was forcing her to take it now and then everything would make sense. And if she didn't take it she was just letting the Jews win. Now they won't let me back in my regular bar anymore. They won't even make an exception for 80s Sitcom trivia night on Wednesday. So all those hours of watching Perfect Strangers and She's the Sheriff were now a total waste of time. Thanks for nothing pal.
  23. The smart money would be on us starting WW3
  24. The answer can be found inside a Thundercloud Subs. Ask for a cookie with "extra chocolate chunks" and the counter guy will identify himself by his secret Mossad code name.
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