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Dewey

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  1. Arrest him? I don't drink anymore, but I'd make him sheriff of my small town.
  2. I did business with a southern Chinese guy, most of it over the phone. When we finally met, I kept looking for an old redneck... finally he introduced himself. I did my best to not show my surprise, hell of a guy.
  3. Jimmy has always been a conniving twat that does fucked up things. Kim has always been a sweet little girl who now, in adulthood, free from her fucked up mother, wants to rebel and Jimmy is her outlet, she pushes him, he guides her. She's in over her head.
  4. No lead is safe, pitching is garbage.
  5. There should be one standard outlet for a dyer, not 20 different types of outlets. It's a 100% guarantee that the plug I currently have on the dryer will not match in the new house, I know that before I move in. This time I left the dryer in the garage, I knew it didn't match, went inside and took a look, okay, add that to the HD list.
  6. I never understood what giving up control was, was I not supposed to help, give a lending hand? Just say fuck it, you're on your own? What I think it means now is doing your best and being okay with whatever results come of it, good or bad. To do what you have to, work or family and then taking it easy. No offense, irth, but if it wasn't your pops, it would be something else you would need alcohol to help you "cope". Every person who has struggled with alcohol, always had a valid reason to drink. It could be anything, goddamn light bulb is out again, gonna need a beer, some tequila and a couple puffs before I go deal with that fucking thing.
  7. Still got the green chile double out in west Texas. Hopefully Chicago doesnt find out.
  8. Is this the easiest finishing hole on tour? 3 metal off the tee, short iron in.
  9. Yeah, don't know about you, but that would make me hungry. Seems like a lot of work.
  10. Yeah, that didn't look like a 9 iron in his hand.
  11. At this point, you'd think it's pretty well known, don't go flag hunting at 12. Only guy I saw get lucky, ever, was Freddy Couples. Everyone else found the water and their tournament gone.
  12. Had no idea Dottie and Bernhard were siblings.
  13. Temps are up, wind is down, I think today is more of a scoring day than yesterday. Pins are what they are.
  14. Well Scottie has a 3 stroke lead, so I hope that holds, bit if someone goes on a run and Scottie backs up a bit, I think it's Im
  15. Tiger isn't quitting, it's cold and the cold causes shrinkage, tightens everything up and makes pain more painful. Dude is tougher than 10 guys full on budweiser and methamphetamine. And no one should ever use putter off the greens at Augusta
  16. I honestly felt we were tipping our pitches and teams picked up on it sometime after ucla. I'm sure there's other contributing factors like other teams are good and our guys just weren't up to snuff, but that's a lot of grand slams to give up in a season, and for our team, early in the season. Plus teams started jumping out early on us. Glad to see the fight.
  17. Damn that run by UNC... looked like Duke was hoping they'd lay down after that start
  18. Baylor had their chance and lost to UNC and besides, fuck Baylor
  19. My cousin Eddie, dude lives in Coolage Kansas, middle of nowhere. Has a whore for a daughter, always walking around with a six pack of Coors, asking for money all the time and swears up and down that hamburger helper is good all on its own. One thing I give him props for is his homemade tomato ketchup.
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