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Noah Fence

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  1. Let me get this straight. Jimbo is the kind of honorable man that doesn't take a job because of money. Yet, aggy had to overpay and offer him $75 million guaranteed to get him to coach there. That should tell every aggy what he really thinks of the place, but they are too stupid to figure that out.
  2. What is her position on peanut butter?
  3. Karen doesn't like Herman because he kicked Jimbo's ass in a bowl game. Poor crazy bitch.
  4. Jason & the Scorchers also have a killer version of Take Me Home. Also, really like Social Distortion's "Ring of Fire,"
  5. I wish the podcast was real.
  6. Actually, you are wrong again dipshit. Cow refers to the female of the bovine species.
  7. Anyone use the cleaning systems? Wondering if they are worth the cash.
  8. Didn't they say that Ehlinger and Buechele would be team captains, and pick teams?
  9. The rumor around my school around 79-80 was that Van Halen and Kiss were the same band. I remember kids trying to compare facial features from album covers,and coming to the conclusion that they were, if fact, the same band. We were stupid, but at least we didn't eat soap.
  10. I'm fucked. My ex-wife only wanted sex when she was drunk so I guess I am little lacking in the "affirmative consent" area. Good news is that she was pretty much an alcoholic.
  11. One eyebrow is 5'10" and the other is 5"9".
  12. Loved Ms. Ruth. Carlos was a bit of a jackass.
  13. Spent too much time and money in both of those places. Good times.
  14. I was at that last game at aggy sitting in the endzone on the edge of the Texas section. I didn't rush the field because I was too drunk from aggy tears. I did witness a corp turd who was trying to walk up into the seats get nailed in the chest with a half-eaten hot dog coated in mustard and relish. The look on his face was priceless.
  15. Found my cashmere sweater in the dryer with my now ex-wife's work clothes. Of course, she denied putting it in there. I gave it to my nine-year old daughter because she was only one who could fit in it.
  16. My 13 yo and I enjoyed and neither of us read the book. May just have to read it now.
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