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Everything posted by safe sex

  1. Rest in piss
  2. Go fuck yourself
  3. Am I supposed to take from them making a deal that the prosecutor didn't think they had enough to convict?
  4. I wish I could say it feels unreal, but here we are and it feels very real.
  5. If it doesn't arrive from an email newsletter, he doesn't read it, and his newsletters probably aren't very honest about the history of 1910s-1940s German history.
  6. She used to be so pretty.
  7. safe sex replied to RollLeft's topic in Cloak Room
    Don't let the marks know they're marks
  8. Don't worry, you won't have to hear they/them in the show! It's set in the 90s after all. 'Didn't Surprise Me at All': X-Men '97 Star Responds to Backlash Over Non-Binary Morph
  9. 100% support this
  10. You mean to tell me a being with the ability to change their appearance into any other person might not have a binary gender identity?? First two episodes are fucking great, though I was completely gooped by what they're apparently doing with Jean and Madelyne Pryor.
  11. Didn't he do a lot to get it started when California governor?
  12. safe sex replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Fucking asshole.
  13. Isn't he one of the pieces of shit that would rag on Obama for making a bracket every year? Ted Cruz is a piece of shit. Can't be said enough
  14. I'm almost obligated to enjoy any movie featuring lesbians that are played by gay women, because there are so few of them that get widespread release, but this is definitely one of the best (still doesn't top Portrait of a Lady on Fire--and maybe nothing ever will tbh). Love Lies Bleeding doesn't hit every pitch that it swings at, but these. dykes. go. places. Hilariously, this might be the most femme I have ever seen Katy O'Brian. Everyone deserves a Muscle Mommy. Between this, Drive-Away Dolls Dykes, and Bottoms, we're having a moment and everyone is invited to join. ETA: this has some of the most explicitly implied gay sex since Heath Ledger spat on his fingers to lube up Jake G's butthole in Brokeback Mountain. Except I'm sure more of y'all will enjoy this compared to that.
  15. Fuck off
  16. Slorch could get a Master's in social work and still blame it all on the parents lmao.
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