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  1. When they're about to take the final and Ken announces he's going to the bathroom and Val Kilmer says something like "That's not going to do much for your confidence, Ken." I use that one all the time when opposing counsel has to take a leak before the hearing
  2. In somewhat related news our old neighbor drove a beer delivery truck and would give us restaurant reviews based on his own keen insight. He once pointed out that all of the wings places he delivered to threw out their unsold wings when they closed at night. Except Buffalo Wild Wings. He said they're really into recycling
  3. Michael Douglas doin' work. 2nd best Franklin ever. 1st is this guy. 3rd is the historical reenactor that Jim hired for a bachelorette party on the Office to fuck with the bachelorette party. Unfortunately the original Ben Franklin is a distant 4th
  4. ESPN broadcasts 24/7 when you could cover real sports news in about 30 minutes or an hour if it was big day. Gotta make some shit up to fill those other 23 - 23 1/2 hours
  5. A buddy of mine calls their colors vaginal blood fart and white
  6. If LSU is more of a rival to them than us why don't they refer to them as usl?
  7. You people are doing the Lord's work. Keep it up
  8. Close but I understand Goodell once ate a granola bar but as we all know Elko subsists on Vienna sausages, hogs head cheese and white bread
  9. In his defense he was a pioneer in the field of living in your grandma's basement
  10. I'd take Byron Murphy II and he'd kill the other team in the first quarter and that's a forfeit right?
  11. No he was coached by Lincoln Riley. Hey wait you're absolutely correct
  12. I personally miss Goodell getting booed. Can't some decent American at least throw a Coke on that SOB?
  13. So I take it you're skeptical about the term "scholar athlete"? What was the SEC school whose library burned down years ago and a rival coach suggested they ought to buy new coloring books? LSU?
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