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Deej

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  1. If I recall, businesses weren't even allowed to exterminate pests.
  2. Driver dead, five injured in the hospital crash.
  3. At least it wasn't Enchiladas Y Mas again.
  4. Tucker Carlson? Whatever floats your boat.
  5. Some morons on XM this morning stated Texas' most likely losses next season were Oklahoma and aggy. Lulz.
  6. Blue and Penny get so many possums, but even the ones I think they killed disappear out of the yard within 15 minutes of putting the dogs away. Those critters are tough sumbitches.
  7. You should get a discount for self-checkout.
  8. Bingo. it's just that Nicole's crime spree has dominated and people apparently can't go back and look at the thread title.
  9. What's your favorite subject? Poetry. Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.
  10. It's a crime The Pier no longer exists
  11. Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. Yeah? Wanna make something of it? Oh, no, no. I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset... [points at Lou] HE gets physical. [Lou takes a metal napkin holder and crushes it with one hand] [stepping up to the player] You got a problem? No. I haven't got a problem. Well, now you do.
  12. Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt. You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody. Well, she's very proud of it. I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though. It's an exceptional painting. Oh, the painting.
  13. Used to drop money into the juke box and pinball machine in the 70's while my parents got shitfaced.
  14. He was the best actor in "The Rainmaker.".
  15. No more bag ban in Austin, but unless you bring bags, you have to pay for bags, unless you use curbside, then every item gets its own brown paper bag. WTF, HEB?!
  16. Feels like a paystub is about to be whipped out.
  17. My mom had one of these hanging in the kitchen she used on us.
  18. Deej

    Fuck Brett Yormark

    C'mon, that was just random coincidence. Nothing intentional. Just ask all the little 12 posters here.
  19. Deej

    Twisters

    Only if Vic sprung for airline tickets.
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