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Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
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Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!

Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. "I picked up the five trays, but I was robbed on the way back!"
  2. Perfect. Austin is whiter than Cracker Barrel's clientele.
  3. She a worse human being than she is athlete. That's pretty amazing.
  4. Force them to hire Rodney Terry as their head coach?
  5. He should have removed you from his will.
  6. Every fucking lawyer's dream. The only ones who come out financially ahead.
  7. This is Surly. Real men who get shingles on top of their herpes sores.
  8. He's too classy for the Big 12.
  9. About tree-fiddy.
  10. You can have shingles breakouts many, many times. Enjoy.
  11. I'm sure Long Tim would show them a thing or two.
  12. Counterpoint: You can say you ordered for the entire office instead of plowing through it in front of a dining room full of strangers.
  13. So, if a mirror cell Steve Sarkisian was created, would we be unstoppable on the goal line?
  14. Damnit, this post means Belichick is a great coach.
  15. NowThis is in the show?
  16. I can watch Molly Miller and not even bother learning anything.
  17. 1 employee dead, 4 others treated for suspected drug overdoses at Austin's Buckshot Bar https://www.statesman.com/news/article/buckshot-bar-austin-overdoses-east-sixth-street-21026265.php
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

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