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Deej

Certifiably Surly
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Everything posted by Deej

  1. But how can Surly find flaws in her if they're fake?
  2. They aren't the same thing. Dogs are much easier to train than children. My dogs knew not to shit inside shortly after being taken away from their mothers. Children are still shitting their diapers until after they're two.
  3. Deej

    Nintendo Switch

    I'm going to wait for the OLED model.
  4. Snitches get ditches.
  5. What the fuck is wrong with you. The store out of Bota Boxes last night?
  6. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/1-dead-after-afd-pulls-body-from-water-in-downtown-austin/
  7. She's back! https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/1-dead-after-afd-pulls-body-from-water-in-downtown-austin/
  8. I'm still trying to figure out where in Austin Lone Star 9-1-1 took place.
  9. Did the cops stand outside until the situation resolved itself?
  10. I think more humans than dogs shit in Austin greenspaces. I bet you're a lot of fun at a Chinese wet market.
  11. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/neighborhood-plagued-by-nearby-wastewater-plants-fart-smells-sees-relief/
  12. I shop at the Rundberg HEB. A dog would be cleaner that 95% of the customers in that store.
  13. Billy Liucci's condom?
  14. Deej

    Below Deck

    If the Below Deck franchises (and Elon Musk) have taught me anything, it's that South African males seem to all be pieces of shit.
  15. This shit applies to peoples' children as well. Can we ban those little fuckers, too?
  16. Former Austin mayor Carole Keeton dies at 85 https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/former-austin-mayor-carole-keeton-dies-at-85-family-says/
  17. Autism awareness? So he supports Elon Musk?
  18. "Bitch had it coming."
  19. This guy killed Doug Kenney
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