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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. The placement, though. Nobody puts baby in a corner.
  2. Hope they have Sark calling the play.
  3. Never go to bed in a running shower.
  4. If it's 400 bucks and no suspension, one or more of Clark's teammates need to beat Mabrey down the next time they play.
  5. Well, she isn't into men
  6. I sure wish Elon would get together with Matthew Perry's ketamine dealer.
  7. Deej

    Burgers

    It was a mighty fine place.
  8. Why do they have Elko in a bikini?
  9. Im gonna need to see Sally's port before I can make a decision.
  10. She had bigger pecs than Robert Irvine.
  11. And sorry Tom is your eye candy.
  12. Kristen has neither.
  13. Whichever ones added up to a new 30000 seat football stadium for a town of 7000 people.
  14. Dumbasses in the house we're googling "How long does it take someone to freeze to death." Cops try to find a convoluted way to cover for their own. Its a story as old as time.
  15. They just need bigger campaign contributions from Musk. Then it will all go away.
  16. Yeah. When I turned 50, I put one of those rubber mats in the bottom of the shower and installed a bar.
  17. Just asking for a friend.
  18. When wife swapping with cops goes wrong.
  19. All that hair bleach is probably the culprit.
  20. They make meth edibles?
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