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TheStoicPaisano

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  1. I was being glib and didn’t realize this was a real guy (not a Cornballer). He must be the favorite for the name alone.
  2. Motherfuckers must’ve been thirsty AF to beat off to a Limewire-era iPod resolution clip. But I repeat myself.
  3. Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough.
  4. Dong in first pro AB. Just in the Complex League, but dang.
  5. Good, just Uli Kunkel yourself and leave me the fuck alone. Cotdamn.
  6. Very big in Sheboygan.
  7. Kelvin and Queef and a treehouse! was fun to see. Keefe is fuckin jacked.
  8. Stormtrooper-ass guns.
  9. Lulz at the seconds dance.
  10. (RIP Tony Todd)
  11. I can actually feel my arteries clogging but my fuck that white sauce is good mixed in.
  12. & my wife ain’t gonna wanna fuc make love to me cuz I ain’t got no money, right? So they’re sitting there panicking…
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