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TheStoicPaisano

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  1. Back to the grift.
  2. Portillo’s just signed an agreement with a building I can see from one of our corner offices. I half hope it gets held up with red tape so I don’t gain 20# this summer.
  3. I could fuck with this.
  4. That’s Mike Johnson and his porn accountability partner/son’s cue.
  5. What’s the translation of “Peaky Blinders” from British English to New Mexican Spanish? Not that any of them are as skilled as Cillian Murphy, but I digress.
  6. Brent Key absolutely befuddled by a troaster.
  7. Nature Boy finna sell me insurance. Whooooooo!
  8. Is there a lawyer analog to Message Board Geniuses for Peters’ lawyer? (Too easy.)
  9. Sanders had a deep ball to Jeudy that was a touchdown if not for a bobble…ended up as an INT. He throws a really good deep ball and will take a hit. OTOH, all of his throws are about 90 MPH with little touch or vision. There was at least one sack taken where he help on too long where there may have been an open man. And in his Browns debut was this man. I want to see more of him and Shedeur together for the lulz. December practice squad promotions FTW
  10. I want to clown on a QB in #0
  11. “Dead rappers activists get better promotion.” -Jadakiss
  12. It’s giving throwback Broncos and a bit of Hawaii.
  13. Referring to himself in the 3rd person, nice.
  14. Enough of my yapping…let’s boogie! Marty was the glue in Spinal Tarp.
  15. Poe G. Shock G’s brother. Biff put the satin on your panties.
  16. Sanders and Williams have two of the best deep balls I’ve seen in a minute. They can’t do shit else other than swing passes. It’s an ugly motion for Williams, but works. Sanders needs an offspeed pitch. Birds were the most interesting thing in the 1Q.
  17. Also remember him from The Mask, though mostly Cameron Diaz w/ curves.
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