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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. Couple of inches away from it
  2. They’re called quotation marks marks, not emphasis marks or sarcasm marks
  3. You’re wrong, the U stands for Upside down
  4. Maybe it’s time to start a thread with a daily picture of Early and a head of lettuce
  5. You would be happier if you did, and wouldn’t stress so much about self checkout
  6. You’re not getting paid to bag your dog’s shit either, but you do it
  7. There is no way that fat fuck will be alive to serve a third term, no matter how much he wipes his ass with the constitution
  8. They don’t play the Horns, so they might not
  9. But my head is really large
  10. I guess your wife is used to looking at tiny heads
  11. Fuck this SEC+ shit in the goat ass. They try and make it as hard as possible to watch the fucking games. Fuck the SEC. Fuck ESPN. Fuck Disney.
  12. 10^8/10^7.7 = 1.9952623
  13. It's really quite simple. A 7.7 magnitude earthquake has a strength of 10^7.7. An earthquake of magnitude 8.0 has a strength of 10^8. It's quite easy to calculate the relative strength using the calculator on your phone
  14. Some of you people remind me of idiots that move next to an airport and then complain that the noise is ruining their home value
  15. I found a set of lamps for my nightstands that have a power outlet and two USB ports in the base.
  16. Sebastian loves the shedding rake; as soon as he sees me with it, he runs to the back door to wait for me. Apparently, it scratches every one of his itches
  17. Fortunately, Sebastian didn't get the escape artist from his Husky half because at 86 lbs, no yard could hold him if he did. A 3 foot tall baby gate completely flummoxes him. I try to use a shedding rake on him at least once daily, which seems to help quite a bit. He is one stubborn motherfucker though. Huskies are the best, and Iggy is so cute.
  18. It was of my favorite shows. It was so insanely bad that it was good.
  19. The place in Austin where the meteor struck and there was a volcanic eruption
  20. Well then, their bats weren’t any better at hitting me than they were the Longhorn pitchers today
  21. I think the LSU baseball team tried to kill me a little while ago. My daughter and I took the dogs up to the ranch after the game was over land, I drove into Columbus to grab some WhatABurger for dinner about 8:30. As I was coming back and trying to merge onto I10 East from Business 71 I almost got flattened by a big purple bus with LSU written on it in big gold letters. They must of been in a hell of a hurry to get vet to Baton Rouge
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