Everything posted by ImNotMarkinson
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Yahoo news says it isn't true and cites their Youtube channel where he evidently joined a call to discuss all the hate he gets from back in the U.S. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/anti-woke-u-dad-joined-155416174.html
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
very dumb. worthy of a chuckle.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
sborz being good again would be awesome. he was a terminator in the postseason
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All Encompassing Investment and Financial Planning Thread for the Surly 99.5%
when i first started picking individual stocks i bumped into a couple that 10x'd within a few months. some alternative energy stuff. i congratulated myself on my genius, held, and watched them turn into dust. since then, i've been index-only for 95% of my portfolio and random stuff just for my amusement for the remaining 5%, none of which has done anything interesting.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
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Spinal Tap II
that's a good trailer.
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Happy Gilmore 2
the original parts were more amusing than all the call backs of previous laughs. don't need reminder of "eating pieces of shit for breakfast," "may, day, hay, play, way" rhyme, grandma's KISS mask, richard kiel, fighting with crocs. they were funny in the original. they weren't really jokes here, just reminders that they told the joke before. enjoyed the new chubbs, enjoyed the round with eric andre, enjoyed all the real golfers' roles -- surprisingly competent actors, enjoyed the running gag of everything being a flask, enjoyed john daly. ben stiller wasn't nearly as funny as the original. claire dunphy weirded me out in a few scenes, like she's had some work done recently that didn't work out. some of the shots sexualized sandler's daughter a little more than I'd think a dad in control of the whole process would.
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Mass stabbing at Michigan Walmart
🎶and i'm proud to be an american where i can fly a traitor's flag 🎶
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Shipley swallowed by private equity. RIP Shipley
Shipley forever.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
M's have three against the A's and three against the White Sox on either side of their four game series against us. Maybe they get The Little A's That Could version that just went to Houston.
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All Encompassing Investment and Financial Planning Thread for the Surly 99.5%
and this guy bernie m something is heading it up. a real wizard.
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Markets still falling like whoa
It's balanced against the news that Aug 1 is real tariff date. I bet that ends up pushing things downward. Imma take a quick cash position with a plan to get back in on Aug 2 or so.
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Candace Owens has balls. Sorry I meant Brigitte Macron has balls.
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- RIP Hulk Hogan
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Tesla
ah. i didn't realize that is what was going on here. i thought i was just looking at a generic diner.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
i'd be more concerned if they started t ginn j
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Tesla
- explosion at L.A. Sheriff's facility. At least 3 cops dead
holy shit. i guess i have to reevaluate the national guard thing- Astronomer CEO and HR chief busted in 4K
i don't think he swings that way- Astronomer CEO and HR chief busted in 4K
what if i replaced every relevant fact with a different fact? not so funny then, is it?- Astronomer CEO and HR chief busted in 4K
the world is laughing because somebody's sweeping the streets he used to own- Markets still falling like whoa
- films from 1995
i think movies were just more awesome in the 90s than now. it wasn't nostalgia. i knew i was watching greatness at the time. i remember walking out of shawshank and going holy shit. i remember walking out of fargo and going holy shit. i remember walking out of sling blade and going holy shit. i don't really do that any more. i'm no longer the target audience, but i don't think anyone comes out of movies like that any more.- I was just mugged
a very compelling 'i was near some minorities once' story.- Lake Travis 2024: Countdown To Zero
- explosion at L.A. Sheriff's facility. At least 3 cops dead
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