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ImNotMarkinson

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  1. Yahoo news says it isn't true and cites their Youtube channel where he evidently joined a call to discuss all the hate he gets from back in the U.S. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/anti-woke-u-dad-joined-155416174.html
  2. very dumb. worthy of a chuckle.
  3. sborz being good again would be awesome. he was a terminator in the postseason
  4. when i first started picking individual stocks i bumped into a couple that 10x'd within a few months. some alternative energy stuff. i congratulated myself on my genius, held, and watched them turn into dust. since then, i've been index-only for 95% of my portfolio and random stuff just for my amusement for the remaining 5%, none of which has done anything interesting.
  5. Oddly, Fangraphs now favors the M's over the Astros to make the World Series.
  6. that's a good trailer.
  7. the original parts were more amusing than all the call backs of previous laughs. don't need reminder of "eating pieces of shit for breakfast," "may, day, hay, play, way" rhyme, grandma's KISS mask, richard kiel, fighting with crocs. they were funny in the original. they weren't really jokes here, just reminders that they told the joke before. enjoyed the new chubbs, enjoyed the round with eric andre, enjoyed all the real golfers' roles -- surprisingly competent actors, enjoyed the running gag of everything being a flask, enjoyed john daly. ben stiller wasn't nearly as funny as the original. claire dunphy weirded me out in a few scenes, like she's had some work done recently that didn't work out. some of the shots sexualized sandler's daughter a little more than I'd think a dad in control of the whole process would.
  8. 🎶and i'm proud to be an american where i can fly a traitor's flag 🎶
  9. M's have three against the A's and three against the White Sox on either side of their four game series against us. Maybe they get The Little A's That Could version that just went to Houston.
  10. and this guy bernie m something is heading it up. a real wizard.
  11. It's balanced against the news that Aug 1 is real tariff date. I bet that ends up pushing things downward. Imma take a quick cash position with a plan to get back in on Aug 2 or so.
  12. oh no brother
  13. ah. i didn't realize that is what was going on here. i thought i was just looking at a generic diner.
  14. i'd be more concerned if they started t ginn j
  15. holy shit. i guess i have to reevaluate the national guard thing
  16. i don't think he swings that way
  17. what if i replaced every relevant fact with a different fact? not so funny then, is it?
  18. the world is laughing because somebody's sweeping the streets he used to own
  19. i think movies were just more awesome in the 90s than now. it wasn't nostalgia. i knew i was watching greatness at the time. i remember walking out of shawshank and going holy shit. i remember walking out of fargo and going holy shit. i remember walking out of sling blade and going holy shit. i don't really do that any more. i'm no longer the target audience, but i don't think anyone comes out of movies like that any more.
  20. a very compelling 'i was near some minorities once' story.
  21. We just crossed where we were in 2020, so now highest in 5 years.
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