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There's a river in Sudan named the Gash River.

If that was in Texas you would just have to know it’s there because those street signs would get stolen 48 hours after they installed/replaced them.

We’re on our annual ski trip and I had a few bad falls on the first day.

The first one I landed on my right with my first pounding into my ribs.

The second one I did a Superman and thankfully had googles on because I partially landed on my face.

 

Anyway, I think I bruised my rib and it hurts to stand up straight / bend down / get into and out of bed. Guess I’m done skiing for the rest of the trip. 

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The second one I did a Superman and thankfully had googles on because I partially landed on my face.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Superhero said:

We’re on our annual ski trip and I had a few bad falls on the first day.

The first one I landed on my right with my first pounding into my ribs.

The second one I did a Superman and thankfully had googles on because I partially landed on my face.

 

Anyway, I think I bruised my rib and it hurts to stand up straight / bend down / get into and out of bed. Guess I’m done skiing for the rest of the trip. 

This might be the trip when you realize you don’t need to, and can’t, keep up with your kids anymore. I realized that about 10 years ago. 

The Kali/008/crust punks of vengeance storyline of Stranger Things S2 is intolerably bad. 

Richard Feynman Explaining What Light Is

 

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Trivia for the next time you find yourself in a pub quiz.

The contemporary restaurant service where youre brought one course after another is called Service a la Russe.

It was taken from the practices of the Russian imperial court, and displaced the then continental style of Service a la Francaise, where all the courses are brought at once to display an impressive table presentation.

The terms are in French because this was codified by Antoine Careme, the precursor to Escoffier, who basically was the first chef godfather

It's easy to grin

When your ship comes in

And you've got the stock market beat.

But the man worthwhile,

Is the man who can smile,

When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

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