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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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    Haven’t been this excited to pick up the Dallas Morning News in a long time. Add it to the collection. The last titles my teams have won. 

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    Man, how I wish my dad could have been here to see this. Biggest Rangers fan ever. I was on the phone with him in 2011 when we needed one more strike. I’ve never heard such a crushed, disappointed rea

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How bout a rebound dub, boys.

(If we get no hit through 7 again I'm hanging myself in the shower)

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Great fuckin eye Marcus. 

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FUCK I thought that was gone. 

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Heaney needs to dial this in or he's gonna lose his starting job. 

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I think Jung makes that play. 

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Seven fucking hits through 3. 

Let's get these bats going and find someone who wants to pitch.

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1 minute ago, DigDug said:

Pull his ass before this gets worse

Let's pull our starting lineup while we're at it. 

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I'm fucking done. I quit. Holy shit. 

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2 run yack right here Lowe.

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

2 run yack right here Lowe.

YES FUCKING SIR. 

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Solo jack right here knot it Adolis.

L out L at Lowe hitting a fence scraper and staring at it like it was 450

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Solo jack right here knot it Adolis.

Alright I was one batter off, sue me.

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19 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

So, who killed the chicken for us?

Me. I killed the hooker.

 

I mean... chicken. I killed the chicken.

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I'm starting a support group for straight guys attracted to Corey Seager. PM me if you're interested. 

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Dogshit relief outing. 

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I think we take this. 

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What the fuck is up let's go. 

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Lol we're done. 

Maybe quit starting Heaney's shit ass. 

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14 fucking hits. Good God. 

38.

Feels like we could be in the 20s with a decently better bullpen. It’s not terrible but it’s definitely failed plenty.

Bunch of slow starting fuckers.  Do we have a preparation problem?

Runners on the corners with no outs. Let's see how we can fuck this up and come away with no runs. Oh hey it's Leody

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