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For my birthday, which is today (Jan 10th - Capricorn FTW), can I please have Dotard keel over? Thanks!

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I wished for the same two days ago (Jan 8th) for mine. I was disappointed.

Siap, this is hilarious and the dotard’s brain is mush

On 1/9/2026 at 1:48 PM, Brisketexan said:

If a demon crawled out of the depths of hell right in front of you, would you expect it to say or do anything materially different than MAGA is saying and doing right now? I mean, it's pretty much word-for-fucking-word what one would expect of pure evil in human form.

Maybe it’s just me, but I always thought that a demon out of the depths of hell would be smarter and more articulate.

Most GOP politicians sound more like followers of Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light, arisen from the depths of Heck. imagine if Trump had tried to take over the country with a posse of really intelligent, polished, subtle Myrmidons…

Instead, he apparently raised a bat signal to attract an army of Beavis and Butthead type white supremacists and conspiracy theorists. That may be the thing that saves the country when duty, honor, empathy and decency fails.

There’s a show on Netflix called Happy Shiny People and season 2 is out now. It’s a fucking blueprint for this wave of crazy far right Christian nationalists that are poisoning our country. Unfortunately, its academy was in Texas. This, along with the fucking evangelicals are ruining this country with their movement.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

For my birthday, which is today (Jan 10th - Capricorn FTW), can I please have Dotard keel over? Thanks!

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On 1/2/2026 at 10:31 PM, speed817 said:

New USA Resident National Parks, Forests and federally owned land annual recreation pass

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random and meaningless but sad irony...

watching the USFS men's finals and the names of our future Olympians (however many go) will be from Torgashev, Naumov, Hiwatashi, Sanchez, and Malinin.

in Trump's America even our figure skating will suck.

eta or maybe not i guess? they are mostly white 🙄 guess i was just struck by ALL of their immigrant origins. ugh.

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