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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

We doing Tax Slayer in here or one of your weirdos kicking off a thread?

Individual bowl game threads --> "Wish we had a combined thread for today's games"

Combined bowl game thread --> "Are we kicking off an individual thread?"

There's no satisfying Surly

Just now, satyanash said:

Individual bowl game threads --> "Wish we had a combined thread for today's games"

Combined bowl game thread --> "Are we kicking off an individual thread?"

There's no satisfying Surly

I went ahead an created one mostly to hopefully mock both these shitty teams. It can be deleted if deemed appropriate I don't care I just need a place to shit talk them both.

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Virginia QB misses his mark on 4th and 2. Promising drive comes to an end

Hoos turn it over on downs.

And it's the gator bowl damnit

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Not quite as exciting as a Pop-Tart mascot...

The Lowell Galindo talks too much New Mexico Bowl.

Edited by NBHorn7

So, I live in San Diego, but (obviously) grew up in Texas.

A friend of mine passed away this year* and he was a UNT alumnus. Of course, he never referred to them as the Eagles or the Mean Green; he called them the Buzzards, because they were even worse than we were in the late 80's/early 90's when we went to college.

So. Go Buzzards! beat the snot out of the stupid sdsu aztecs...and sdsu just caught an interception goddammit

*Clinical Depression finally got the best of him. Blew his own brains out. Please seek help if you're feeling it.

1 minute ago, NBHorn7 said:

The Lowell Galindo talks to much New Mexico Bowl.

I have it on mute.

36 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

This play by play guy on the SDSU UNT game is a moron.

No shit.

why the fuck are they even reviewing this it was obvious

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Lowell Galindo is seriously hindering my attempt to enjoy this already-mediocre game

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Caleb Hawkins puts UNT up 35-20 with another TD

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UNT's Caleb Hawkins just broke the NCAA freshman touchdown record, set by Long Beach State's Terry Metcalf in 1971.

21 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Lowell Galindo is seriously hindering my attempt to enjoy this already-mediocre game

Does your TV not have a mute button? Pretty sure those have been standard on TVs since the 1990s

24 minutes ago, satyanash said:

That fucker was playing back when there was Covid... got hurt 4 games into a season, played 3 others including this one. First their was Ron, then there was sweet baby Diego..

This shit is getting out of hand.

Seriously when was the last time the announcers to a game actually added anything positive to the experience for any football game ever?

I'll hang up and listen

Just now, Rimbo said:

Does your TV not have a mute button? Pretty sure those have been standard on TVs since the 1990s

Apparently the tech knowledge required is beyond the skillset of average Surly poster.

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Chandler Morris is sizzling hot on 3rd down. 5/5 for 73 yards so far

Virginia missed a field goal.. their shitty performance continues. No punts, all drives to inside FGR or RZ and 3 points. These Cavaliers really are.

6 hours ago, TOR said:

OMG I am agreeing with Greenspoint.

The weather is fantastic, gets hot for 3 months but otherwise it is California.

The women are unreal. The cashier at Lowes could be a Mexican Weather Girl. Albertson's is like a titty bar. Went to a local yesterday early and the talent was just crazy. These are not chubby gorditas like Major wants, at all.

Now I think I shouldn't post this because all of you pervs are going to be hitting EP.

Did I mention Wal-Mart?

Because you sickos would be all over that place.

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Virginia missed a field goal.. their shitty performance continues. No punts, all drives to inside FGR or RZ and 3 points. These Cavaliers really are.

the ACC is ass

which makes aggy's loss to miami even funnier

Lol... Virgina punt receiver clears the other players, calls fair catch, lets it hit the ground, the tries to field it, bounces off his chest and Missouri snags it while he's looking behind him. This is going better than I anticipated.

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

the ACC is ass

which makes aggy's loss to miami even funnier

Oh I'm well aware hence I've called Virginia a shit team all season and known they were an absolute fraud, but Missouri is doing their best to defend my take they suck too.

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Ahmad Hardy is visibly pissed. They're trying so hard to get him the record and he keeps running into a brick wall up front

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Hahaha. Hardy got the record, only for his run to get called back on holding penalty right before halftime.

I don't ask for announcers to add much to a game except for names of players on defense and the names of people getting tackled on offense.

I do hope that much like officials that you don't notice them that much. Hopefully the camera operators are competent though, they are important.

Galindo makes it impossible to ignore him and his constant chatter, which is usually not even about the game.

I do have this game on mute and the sound up on the Gator Bowl game.

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Huge RTP penalty keeps UNT's drive alive.

Don't love the call

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UNT now in FG range. A FG should salt this one away

Jeez, nice D Aztecs

It’s nice to see an offense actually, play offense. Of course, my only other viewing today was my Pitt Panthers with a completely offensive offensive performance.

The North Texas offense is fun.

The huge crowd goes wild!

I guess the tv money makes up for nobody in the stands.

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Drew Mestermaker has broken the UNT single-season passing TD record

Aztecs score again, probably didn't need to go for two there.

Still a two-possession game now at 49-40.

23 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Hahaha. Hardy got the record, only for his run to get called back on holding penalty right before halftime.

Pretty much exactly the shit show I hoped to watch. It's bad football, but it's very vindicating to see clear confirmation that both of these teams suck. That brings me much gruntlement. (Sorry @Rimbo I know that last sentence made you throw up a little bit.)

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