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blacklab

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  1. Westlake up 7-0 in the 1q bad snap on punt led to short field
  2. When I was a student I went to thanksgiving dinner at a friends house here in town. His dad was a horn, his mom an aggy. His sister was an aggy and brought her corp turd boyfriend. My buddy and I gave the guy a ton of shit and he was bragging about how great aggy was. He said “we even have a ski slope on campus “ and I said “yeah, now they are just waiting for it to snow.” Me, my buddy and his dad could not stop laughing. His sister, mom and corps turd were livid. His mom slammed her hand on the table and said no more aggy/UT talk.
  3. Yep, been to a few games live. Would count one thousand one after they got set and never got done with the thousand part of it.
  4. Holy shit. Hadn't read this thread in a while. Turns out the guy from 3 years ago, Luke Denman's parents live across the street from me. I knew their kid was in prison in Venezuela but had no idea what for. They were always vague about why he was there. Bizarre to read about it here.
  5. In retrospect, maybe Caleb shouldn't have done all these bad luck things in the dr. pepper commercial.
  6. Per Kentucky guys on their paid sites:
  7. Had a house that had 2 side yards and a small path that connected the two with dog door on the left one. Had a bunch of people over for a football game, we all went out to smoke in the right yard, dog followed us out, went around the house to the dog door and went in and ate all the food on the coffee table.
  8. They are not going to hire the guy that's been clowning them for a couple of years, they are thin skinned. His remarks about the level of talent was him trolling aggy. Aggy reporters listed his trolling and making fun of them as one of the reasons for jimbo getting fired. Looch has flat out said there is absolutely no way they hire him.
  9. how is this different than betting on aggy?
  10. put the brisket on at 1030 last night aiming for a 10-11 finish and the damn thing never really stalled and went strait to 200 and was done around 6 this morning. Smoking a turkey and making mashed potatoes, stuffing, Mac and cheese, pinto beans and sweet potatoes.
  11. He's got a blue check, you know you can't trust him
  12. As soon as the kiddos are off to college we're planning on doing a bunch of overlanding across the west. I have an FJ cruiser and when I'm alone or with one dog it's fine to camp in, but 2 dogs and two people are too much. I've been looking for an off road camper for a while, will probably pull the trigger in a year or two. https://www.opuscamper.us/ https://taxaoutdoors.com/ https://www.blackseries.net/ Taxa has some little ones that would be good for 1 person.
  13. You know what I really liked? Not hearing "Track Limits" once. Amazing how the drivers can stay on the track with a wall there.
  14. Forward progress stopped here marked here
  15. I really wanted to use the winch on the front of my truck for once.
  16. Not family but neighbors so kinda fits thread. About midnight last night I hear a screaching of tires followed by a crash. Go outside and there is a car in the ditch between my driveway and neighbors driveway. It's pretty dark and a teenage girl is screaming at the driver. "you always do this. Your such a fucking alcoholic. How many fucking cars are you going to wreck." Doesn't look like anyone is hurt so I go inside since: I assumed it was my neighbors daughter screaming at my neighbor. I text the husband and tell him I'm not sure exactly what is going on outside but if he needs help getting the car out of the ditch or anything please let me know. This morning he tells me his wife had a book club meeting and one of the ladies got super drunk so his wife drove her home. Turns out the lady forgot her phone and convinced her daughter to drive her to go get it. Daughter drives up steep driveway, knocks on door, gets phone, turns around and drunk mom decided to back car down driveway and into ditch. Neighbor manages to get car out of ditch, car parts everywhere. Teen girl does not want to ride home with mom, so neighbor drives her home in wrecked car, stopping to pick up parts as they fall off, his wife drives drunky home in other car. Wrecked car won't start without blowing into breathalyzer. Neighbor doesn't have the lung capacity to get device to pass, teenage girl does it with out issue. About 1am drunky realizes she left phone at accident site when getting out. Neighbor and drunky's daughter meet at gas station at 1:30 am to hand off phone. Person that was supposed to pick up drunky after book club is her "side piece". Turns out side piece is friends with neighbor and currently in divorce proceedings with a woman he was using to cheat with on previous wife. Told him they just needed some snow and a former high school crush and they'd have themselves a hallmark christmas movie.
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