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Dennis Taylor

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  1. Brat, have you heard of this new band called The Cars? They used that guy too. I was 10 and because very interested in them when this album was released
  2. Shitty edit feature- change cart to goalpost and grocery store to Jones Stadium
  3. The Old Warrior's Tale The grizzled old man, his face etched with age and experience, gazed into the distance, his eyes clouding with memories. A small cut on his forehead, a tiny droplet of blood trickling down, seemed to transport him to a different time and place. "Ah, the Battle of... um, Tuesday's Grocery Run," he began, his voice low and gravelly, as if recounting a legendary tale of valor. "You see, I faced an enemy more formidable than any foe on the battlefield – a runaway shopping cart, careening wildly down the aisle, leaving destruction in its wake!" He paused, his chest heaving with a mix of exhaustion and drama. "I stood firm, like a rock, unwavering in the face of danger. My trusty cane, my sword, at the ready. With a swift swing, I deflected the cart's deadly path, saving innocent bystanders from certain doom!" The old man's eyes sparkled with a hint of mischief, his voice rising with excitement. "It was a battle for the ages, a testament to my unyielding spirit! The echoes of which will resound throughout the annals of history... or at least the aisles of this grocery store!" A small chuckle escaped his lips, as he dabbed at the cut with a handkerchief, his eyes twinkling with the knowledge that, even in the most mundane moments, a hero's tale can be found.
  4. Snead was class of 06 so VY was a rookie
  5. WR Hamilton McMartin came out with some sort of shoulder/arm injury...but he's a walk-on so most of Surly won't care
  6. Man that's a really tough choice...I'm going to go with the second one
  7. https://texassports.com/sports/football/roster Sort by class, if it says ' Freshman' they're an EE
  8. That's pretty much the entire point of enrolling early
  9. Watched the Dateline episode recently. Kaitlin is a cold blooded psycho. I laughed my ass off when Colin told APD (paraphrasing) that she was one of the least crazy bitches he's ever dated. That actual audio of the screams and the gunshots was pretty fucking awful to listen to. And obviously it was an unwinnable situation but Kaitlin 's lawyer is about as full of shit as a person can be. What's his surly handle?
  10. This was classy as hell of Tony
  11. "Hey CDC,4 jabronis from the internet say hire a 4a coach to replace Pierce" CDC:
  12. Mind you, the Maryland coach that put guys on stationary bikes was the interim replacing a coach that killed a guy
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