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Dennis Taylor

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  1. Harry Caray wants his glasses back asshole
  2. Williams beard is tall
  3. It needs to be archived for posterity on @aggypedia
  4. Who was it that had the story on Liucci getting his face rearranged, and please recap it...??
  5. Actually it didn't take long to get to that
  6. So Coach was right, Albania's land is mountainous
  7. Brat, have you heard of this new band called The Cars? They used that guy too. I was 10 and because very interested in them when this album was released
  8. Shitty edit feature- change cart to goalpost and grocery store to Jones Stadium
  9. The Old Warrior's Tale The grizzled old man, his face etched with age and experience, gazed into the distance, his eyes clouding with memories. A small cut on his forehead, a tiny droplet of blood trickling down, seemed to transport him to a different time and place. "Ah, the Battle of... um, Tuesday's Grocery Run," he began, his voice low and gravelly, as if recounting a legendary tale of valor. "You see, I faced an enemy more formidable than any foe on the battlefield – a runaway shopping cart, careening wildly down the aisle, leaving destruction in its wake!" He paused, his chest heaving with a mix of exhaustion and drama. "I stood firm, like a rock, unwavering in the face of danger. My trusty cane, my sword, at the ready. With a swift swing, I deflected the cart's deadly path, saving innocent bystanders from certain doom!" The old man's eyes sparkled with a hint of mischief, his voice rising with excitement. "It was a battle for the ages, a testament to my unyielding spirit! The echoes of which will resound throughout the annals of history... or at least the aisles of this grocery store!" A small chuckle escaped his lips, as he dabbed at the cut with a handkerchief, his eyes twinkling with the knowledge that, even in the most mundane moments, a hero's tale can be found.
  10. Snead was class of 06 so VY was a rookie
  11. WR Hamilton McMartin came out with some sort of shoulder/arm injury...but he's a walk-on so most of Surly won't care
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