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  1. both members and their manager killed in a crash on I-10 in Arizona, headed for a gig in O.C.
  2. futureman

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  3. I’m going to be tailgating around the Law School/Butler School of Music area. Where can one drain the bladder in that area? Are those buildings open? Or am I going to have to find a corner in the San Jacinto garage? Thanks in advance.
  4. Ok this is sort of weird, but I am wondering if our dog has a magical pee or something. While all dogs have a disgusting way of saying hello, dog after dog after dog has specifically licked my dogs post pee wiener. There can be five dogs, all can go outside and pee, but my dog over and over, is the one that always has one or two licking his dick. I am starting to wonder if he has some sort of chemical imbalance or something that makes all the other dog's want to lick it? If I could find a way to market it, I would make a fortune with doggie treats! But damn... it's weird.
  5. i don't know what that means. eh, it's a saying. i don't think so. no, it is, it is, people say that. i haven't heard it. i've definitely heard people say that. i'm not gonna argue with you, let's continue the recon. well it's definitely a phrase. it sure isn't. jason bateman is the best straight man in the business.
  6. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/08/05/kisses-provence-french-feminists-launch-campaign-against-degrading/ French feminists have launched a campaign to ban “sexist” postcards of scantily clad women which they say are degrading and contribute to a “culture of rape”. The Femmes Solidaires (Women’s Solidarity) group said the cards portray women as “sex objects that can be consumed and thrown away under the pretext of leisure and entertainment”. The group urged its 10,000 members to look out for smutty postcards and report where they are being sold. The cards depict women in skimpy bikinis, with captions such as “Big kisses from Roussillon”. One shows a female cyclist from behind, wearing a thong. The campaign has triggered furious arguments on social media, with some defending the cards as “harmless and humorous”. Some have defended the images as "harmless and humourous" Julian, a designer, told Le Parisien newspaper that smutty postcards are “not very good taste, and frankly crude, but they are part of popular culture… It’s up to me to explain to my nine-year-old daughter that they’re rubbish and demeaning.” The women’s group said they “contribute to a culture of rape that imposes a degrading image of women and helps to legitimise and normalise violence against women.” The campaign came days after the French parliament passed a landmark law against sexual violence giving police new powers to impose on-the-spot fines on men who harass women in the street. Mobile phone footage of a man punching a woman in a Paris street last week after she told him to stop harassing her caused international outrage. Marlène Schiappa, the gender equality minister, said the new law would mark a turning-point: “From now on, there’s a fear of punishment,” said Ms Schiappa. “This isn’t about creating an American-style society: I don’t want to ban men and women from taking lifts together. But we must do more to explain [the problem].” She said French men had started modifying their behaviour, under pressure from the #MeToo movement, since Harvey Weinstein was accused of rape and sexual assault. The Hollywood producer has denied all allegations of abuse, but admitted inappropriate behaviour. Ms Schiappa said French men in powerful positions should understand that “they are not being reproached for being seducers, but for sexual harassment.”
  7. I need to start a 10lb butt on the smoker in the evening - earliest I can start is around 6:00 - and have it ready to serve at noon the next day. Kind of a screwy deal with timing, and my shitty work schedule precludes me from tending to the smoker all night. Anyone have experience starting a butt on the smoker, then finishing in the oven? Suggested times and temps for each?
  8. https://nypost.com/2023/07/31/paul-reubens-dead-pee-wee-herman-actor-was-70/ Fuck cancer.
  9. Do you (not in mine but in yours)?
  10. Um, no. He should get his ass beat within an inch of his life. How did people not freak the fuck out on him? https://fanbuzz.com/high-school/savannah-gators-coach-hits-player/
  11. Browsing through YouTube, I came across the 1989 A&M/Texas game and aside from suddenly feeling old as fuck, I saw some interesting stuff, as well. Including some names I had absolutely no memory of. RB Adrian Walker. Looks like he played 89-92, and reading up on him I discovered he had the 5th longest rush in Texas history (at the time of the article's publication in 2017), against UofH in that same year, 1989. Also had no memory of QB Donovan Forbes, though this is as not as surprising as it appears that's the only game he started in his career, and I was drunk as fuck in the stands and shortly after the game couldn't even remember the final score. I don't think I'd forgotten about Tony Jones as much as I'd just not thought about him in years. Little dude may have been one of the fastest guys ever to step on a football field. I found it interesting that on the '89 roster, Shane Dronett was listed as a TE. I just remembered him as one of the great DL members Texas had back then, along with Giles, Jeter and Patton. Winfred Tubbs ran the ball in high school for Fairfield, I remember watching him play against my Mexia Blackcats, but I only remembered him playing LB for Texas, but looks like he played FB at least during his freshman year at Texas. The game itself was crazy. Forbes gets intercepted on first pass by future All Pro Kevin Smith. A&M FB Robert Smith immediately fumbles it back to Texas. Couple of plays later Forbes gets intercepted again. But the real crazy stuff began before the game, and even my drunk ass remembered this. For some reason, the entire squad for both teams came out to the middle of the field for the coin toss. The shit talking started and they began walking up on each other. I remember squinting down at the field (I was on the 3rd deck for that game) and asking my buddy, "Wait, are they fighting?" Sure enough, a nice brawl ensues. Brando and Dooley talked about what a "bad reflection" on college football it was, as ESPN of course shows a replay of what nobody outside the stadium would have seen, given it happened during the commercial break. "This makes college football look bad. So pay attention, here it is!!!" I remember the bonfire and partying up till kickoff on gameday like it was yesterday. Just mind boggling to me how many years have passed since then, as well as how vastly different the game is from back then.
  12. Yes-yes that's right, that's right. I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.
  13. Cooking for employees to be served at 11a on Thursday. I rubbed them down with salt and pepper tonight and will cook on an Egg. 11a is the tough issue since I have to pay attention during the night. Plan is to get them to 195 and throw in the Yeti to finish. Any ideas appreciated! From what I see I need to put them on around midnight to 2a which would suck ass.
  14. Anthony “Doo-Doo Butt” Ward YORK COUNTY — A man wanted for attempted first-degree murder in Baltimore City was apprehended in Spring Grove, police say. Anthony “Doo-Doo Butt” Ward, 21, was taken into custody in the 400 block of North Pine Avenue on December 26, according to police. The charge stems from Ward’s alleged involvement in a road rage-style shooting.
  15. https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/bs-md-ci-gang-member-sentence-20190125-story.html A 26-year-old man nicknamed “Butt Juice” has been sentenced to life in prison for participating in the violent Cherry Hill street gang Up Da Hill, federal prosecutors say. A federal judge had convicted Lamont Jones of racketeering conspiracy. U.S. District Judge George Russell III found it reasonably foreseeable that Jones committed murder, robberies and sold drugs for the gang. The Cherry Hill crew had been embroiled in a violent turf war with rival Baltimore street gangs. In March 2015, a grand jury indicted Jones and seven others for alleged crimes stretching back to 2000. Federal prosecutors have charged more than 30 people in Up Da Hill. Jones and other members sold crack cocaine, heroin and other narcotics, prosecutors say. They say Jones knew the group was responsible for the distribution of at least one kilogram of heroin, five kilograms of cocaine, 280 grams of crack cocaine, and marijuana. Related: Fat Joe left Atlantic Jones participated in violent attacks as part of the crew, prosecutors say, beginning with stabbing a victim he referred to as a "snitch” in October 2006, shooting two gang rivals in November 2007, murdering another in January 2011 and shooting a drug dealer in March 2012. Jones has pleaded guilty to the 2012 shooting and was serving 10 years in prison. In the latest case, Russell convicted him after a week-long bench trial in June.
  16. Without y'all, none of this would be possible. And fuck you, Shaka.
  17. https://www.fox5ny.com/news/joke-arizona-political-signs-spotted-in-phoenix-area "There’s about 1,000 people online that said they would write me in for something, so if the people want DIxon Butts, I’m in a position to give it to them."
  18. Fuck you bookdorks. The Right Stuff (movie) should be in the top 5 most important movies for Americans age 42-50. Anyone that disagrees can go blow Putin.
  19. Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge...[gestures]…tracts of land.
  20. Cable customer forced oral sex on repairman: cops
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