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Well, I'm not drunk enough to have started two threads...yet.  I'm drinking tonight for the memory of the poster known as Nowthis.  Somewhere tonight he is on the receiving end of a big black dildo...and I'm pouring one out for him. /no homo

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Hell yes. I’m drinking Bulleit and water and listening to some Grateful Dead! My son is spending the night at a friend’s house so I’m up seeing just how drunk I can get before I decide to go to bed. I may have a few more drinks in me. I may be shaking through walls like Radical Larry soon.

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I'm in shit ass Davenport where it is cold as fuck and been snowing. Work been kicking my ass here cause ppl are really dumb. Finally said fuck today. I'm already hammered off knob Creek with a splash of soda. Also drunkenly put 100 bucks on a 2 team parlay at the casino tonight. 

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Hell yes Zepol. I just poured my first drink. It will probably be an “early” night for me as I have to take my son to school in the morning and don’t want to still be drunk when I do that, but I’m here for a little while.

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Drinking some vodka and tried to watch Uncut Gems. I just can't sit through movies about self destructive idiots who repeatedly do stupid shit and never learn anything.

I heard that movie really sucks. I hate that I really loved his older movies
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2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

I like carbonated shit. How do you put flavor in it? Can you just get some Mio?

Also, is it ugly with a big tank? Can you keep it in your kitchen or is it better in a pantry? 

Mine sits underneath a cabinet out of sight. You can also buy smaller refillable tanks that will fit inside the Sodastream itself.

I use Mios, generic sugar free drink mixes, fruit juice, etc.

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Left the office yesterday at 3:00.  Met up with a client at a bar and started playing Golden Tee and slugging beers.  Drank a few vodka sodas after that.  Forgot that I had neglected to eat breakfast or lunch.  Got back to the house at 6::15.  Went to the bathroom to try and make myself throw up.   Woke up on the bathroom floor at 8:45, lost as shit, wife and dog not at the house.  
 

called the wife and she was at her mom’s.  Apparently she got home not long after I passed out and saw me on the ground and left.    I think I may have gotten over my hangover at 10:30 tonight.   Ouch. 

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It's all in fun my drunk brother!  My son is having a sleepover with his best friend tonight at our house, so I can only get mostly drunk tonight.  I also have a 12:17 tee time tomorrow, soI'm going to have to call it a night slightly before shitfaced.  But I have a while to go until I get to that point. 

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Yessir that's why I put in here so others don't take it seriously. My plan is to not leave my place this weekend. Gf says she's down but she will get antsy and want to leave and with no sports it makes it harder to be lazy on the couch

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Haha these motherfuckers. I've found drinking and smoking weed takes the edge off of this corona shit. Had a few glasses of wine last night and ripped through a 6 pack of some 6% cider. Felt it this morning at work but fuck it, we made it to the weekend boys. And might be working from home soon.

Also my mom is in town and I have one of her dogs. I'm hoping I don't get too fucked up and pass out and she chews some shit up. 

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