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I can't believe we've made it this far into the new year without a drunk thread.  Mondays are always one of my favorite seven days to get drunk.  Who is with me?

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Well, I'm not drunk enough to have started two threads...yet.  I'm drinking tonight for the memory of the poster known as Nowthis.  Somewhere tonight he is on the receiving end of a big black dildo...and I'm pouring one out for him. /no homo

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Hell yea I missed this thread. I’m drunk after the stars game. Work was crazy today and I finally get on and see that shit. Lol I love you fucks

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I can't be the only one celebrating the pre-weekend tonight?! Where are all my Surly drunks?

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The hangover is real. In shitty Columbus for work and has a good time at the hotel bar last night

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Zepol, where you at tonight?  I'm up drinking whiskey for a while.  Anyone else kicking off Super Bowl weekend?

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Yeah!!! I’m not the only one getting drunk on a Friday. Let’s do this Larrry! /no Nowthis

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Buddy brought this over and we are killing it. Not sure how I’ll fee in the morning. This shit is like syrup
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Hell yes. I’m drinking Bulleit and water and listening to some Grateful Dead! My son is spending the night at a friend’s house so I’m up seeing just how drunk I can get before I decide to go to bed. I may have a few more drinks in me. I may be shaking through walls like Radical Larry soon.

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My kids are with their mom this weekend, so I'm listening to Pink Floyd and getting drunk. Don't have to worry about playing music too loud.

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Hell yes. I’ll see you on the Dark Side of the Moon. I’m Comfortably Numb at the moment.

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Radical Larry! Zepol? I know you’re out there somewhere. I can’t be the only drunk In this thread?

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I'm in shit ass Davenport where it is cold as fuck and been snowing. Work been kicking my ass here cause ppl are really dumb. Finally said fuck today. I'm already hammered off knob Creek with a splash of soda. Also drunkenly put 100 bucks on a 2 team parlay at the casino tonight. 

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Hell yes Zepol. I just poured my first drink. It will probably be an “early” night for me as I have to take my son to school in the morning and don’t want to still be drunk when I do that, but I’m here for a little while.

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Drinking some vodka and tried to watch Uncut Gems. I just can't sit through movies about self destructive idiots who repeatedly do stupid shit and never learn anything.

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17 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I'm trying some hard seltzer and it is very tasty, like the sparkling water shit I like. I think it has a kick because I'm feeling it after 3. hmmm.

Get a Sodastream and vodka, save lots

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What up bitches!!! Up 150 on craps and just hitnon my parlay for 360. Maybe fat corn eating Iowa broads are my lucky charm! Love you mofos

 

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Drinking some vodka and tried to watch Uncut Gems. I just can't sit through movies about self destructive idiots who repeatedly do stupid shit and never learn anything.

I heard that movie really sucks. I hate that I really loved his older movies

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1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:


I heard that movie really sucks. I hate that I really loved his older movies

It's actually a really good drama, just not shit I can tolerate.

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I had heard you love it or hate it. On another note do you like the soda stream? I’m a club soda drinking mofo but never got into the soda stream trying to decide if I should get one

 

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It's great if you like carbonated shit. You can buy a cheap one, hook it up to a 20lb CO2 tank and have fizzy drinks for $20/year. I love mine.

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I like carbonated shit. How do you put flavor in it? Can you just get some Mio?

Also, is it ugly with a big tank? Can you keep it in your kitchen or is it better in a pantry? 

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2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

I like carbonated shit. How do you put flavor in it? Can you just get some Mio?

Also, is it ugly with a big tank? Can you keep it in your kitchen or is it better in a pantry? 

Mine sits underneath a cabinet out of sight. You can also buy smaller refillable tanks that will fit inside the Sodastream itself.

I use Mios, generic sugar free drink mixes, fruit juice, etc.

Edited by rage-a-holic

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you can sodastream vodka too. Also, cheap white wine gets transformed into hillbilly champagne.

 

 

Edited by rage-a-holic

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Left the office yesterday at 3:00.  Met up with a client at a bar and started playing Golden Tee and slugging beers.  Drank a few vodka sodas after that.  Forgot that I had neglected to eat breakfast or lunch.  Got back to the house at 6::15.  Went to the bathroom to try and make myself throw up.   Woke up on the bathroom floor at 8:45, lost as shit, wife and dog not at the house.  
 

called the wife and she was at her mom’s.  Apparently she got home not long after I passed out and saw me on the ground and left.    I think I may have gotten over my hangover at 10:30 tonight.   Ouch. 

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It’s time to a start drinking again then! Hair of the dog!

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Where is everyone tonight?  I've got a few more drinks in me before I crash for the night. 

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Alright, let's do this.  I've been sick all week.  my son and I both had Flu A even though we got the goddamn flu shot.  It's time to kill what's left of it with whiskey. 

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Weekend quarantine consists of a lot of Woodford reserve and some green. Gonna be alright boys. Salud

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I made another run to Twin Liquor so I could make sure to get through the weekend. I’m about to pour my first drink of the night.

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You better change that damn tonr about the Mavs owner!!! Too drunk to reply on that thread lol. Enjoy brother

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It's all in fun my drunk brother!  My son is having a sleepover with his best friend tonight at our house, so I can only get mostly drunk tonight.  I also have a 12:17 tee time tomorrow, soI'm going to have to call it a night slightly before shitfaced.  But I have a while to go until I get to that point. 

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Yessir that's why I put in here so others don't take it seriously. My plan is to not leave my place this weekend. Gf says she's down but she will get antsy and want to leave and with no sports it makes it harder to be lazy on the couch

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Posted (edited)

Haha these motherfuckers. I've found drinking and smoking weed takes the edge off of this corona shit. Had a few glasses of wine last night and ripped through a 6 pack of some 6% cider. Felt it this morning at work but fuck it, we made it to the weekend boys. And might be working from home soon.

Also my mom is in town and I have one of her dogs. I'm hoping I don't get too fucked up and pass out and she chews some shit up. 

Edited by ztejas

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I'm having a drink right now.  What else have we got to do?

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