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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looks like Netflix is in the game with something starring Brooke shields and cary elwes. 
 

best selling novelist shields goes to a Scottish castle to escape some sort of scandal, where she initially clashes with the owner, Duke Elwes. 

Then there will be much suffering in Gilda's Brook tonight.

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If you're gonna make this, you have to play it straight for the first act. Second act hints start dropping that something isn't as it seems. Third act is a full on bloodbath. But there can't be any hint of the third act in any of the promotional materials. The title has to be a generic hallmark movie type title. You gotta suck the ladies in with what they think is a generic hallmark Christmas movie and then drop a few gallons of blood on them.

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If you're gonna make this, you have to play it straight for the first act. Second act hints start dropping that something isn't as it seems. Third act is a full on bloodbath. But there can't be any hint of the third act in any of the promotional materials. The title has to be a generic hallmark movie type title. You gotta suck the ladies in with what they think is a generic hallmark Christmas movie and then drop a few gallons of blood on them.

Do you have a link to your kickstarter?
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