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This thread is going to deliver. I thought about something like this when I wanted to post a protest sign and "political cartoons" didn't really fit. In.

Trying to post some now. The shit was working this morning, dammit.

 

Edited by Grandioso

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12 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Bernie looks comfortable 

Actually he looks like an old person who is winding up to tell a story that’s going to bore the shit out of everybody else, and two out of the three other people not only know he’s about to tell such a story, but that they will have to sit there and pretend to listen and care. 

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6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Actually he looks like an old person who is winding up to tell a story that’s going to bore the shit out of everybody else, and two out of the three other people not only know he’s about to tell such a story, but that they will have to sit there and pretend to listen and care. 

ass-toot observation.

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6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Actually he looks like an old person who is winding up to tell a story that’s going to bore the shit out of everybody else, and two out of the three other people not only know he’s about to tell such a story, but that they will have to sit there and pretend to listen and care. 

Cornel West is waiting to tee him up...

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22 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

For a good chuckle, check the author of the quote below in the link.

 

It says "Herald Staff." Is there someone on the op-ed board that is RNC?

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13 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

It says "Herald Staff." Is there someone on the op-ed board that is RNC?

Perhaps.  It’s funny the GOP would quote an unidentifiable source to push their messaging.

 They might as well be quoting Tahoe from Surlyhorns. 

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https://twitter.com/traciemac_bmore/status/983070411096252417?s=21

http://babylonbee.com/news/trump-merely-sharing-gospel-porn-star-explains-jim-bakker/

 

BLUE EYE, MO—Squashing accusations that President Trump had a sexual encounter with porn star “Stormy Daniels” while he was married to Melania, televangelist Jim Bakker explained to his audience Friday that he had confirmed that Trump was merely scheduling private time with the woman in a hotel suite in order to share with her the good news of Jesus Christ, as he had become acquainted with her and was very concerned that she was not a Christian.

“It is preposterous to assert that a virtuous believer like Mr. Trump would cheat on his beautiful wife so callously, and while their child was only months old,” a solemn Bakker said into the camera as colorful balloons provided a backdrop for some reason. “He was so concerned with the eternal state of Miss Daniels’ soul that he scheduled some alone time with just the two of them, so he could share with her how Jesus Christ had changed his life and how He could also save her from her sins.”

Nearly choking up with tears, Bakker went on to explain how much he loves and looks up to Trump as a model saint.

“Our president even arranged through his attorney to give this woman $130,000 in an attempt to help rescue her from the destructive adult film industry and get her life back on track. What a man of God!”

The televangelist ended his broadcast by wagering that there were probably “many, many more” sex-industry workers like Daniels who could tell a similarly inspiring story about President Trump.

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