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Shoxthemonkey

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  1. It's about fucking time. I can't imagine there has been anybody worse at PBP for as long as this chode. Now if Hudler follows him out to pasture I can possibly overlook the Royals giving Ryan O'Hearn a contract for next year.
  2. I like it when Tigol says "tits"
  3. Gag reflex?
  4. Let me back up a bit. Toney may be a loose cannon.
  5. They just tried to kill JoJo
  6. He’s making the Hardman role his own today. Looks like a keeper to me. Now if they could lose Pacheco somehow.
  7. Seems likely if 2k are Soundgarden tunes.
  8. I don't know how others do it but I have always clicked on the heart icon and "liked" the 5,000 tunes in my liked songs list. I've never made any specific playlists. It would never shuffle to any of the jazz or classical tunes until I did this manoever.
  9. It's very obvious on my account. I'm not sure what was up with NOMAA's spotify, I hope he could back out of it.
  10. https://lifehacker.com/the-reason-spotify-shuffles-aren-t-really-random-and-h-1849756947 @NOMAAA@Buzzrock
  11. Nicole Atkins. New to me but I'm really liking her voice.
  12. No, Shippin' up to Boston. I didn't know of a Felker connection. Gotta go search it. Woody Guthrie cover, pretty cool song.
  13. TIL that you can make shuffle truly random by going to settings and disabling automix. Those fuckers try to make the songs follow one another in a broad sense and not be too jarring and think that this is what we want shuffle to do. Dumb fuckers. I just jumped from Chet Atkins to the Dropkick Murpheys to Bach. Much better experience.
  14. You obviously don't make a large enough batch. I'm convinced that it's easier to get the mixture right when I do a large batch. It's usually just the two of us so my golf buddies and I get to eat well at the turn the next day.
  15. It takes longer to clean my Wagner Power Painter than it took to paint the shop shelves I made. And it needs a second coat in a couple of hours.
  16. This gave me pause. I have been married a looong time and we have always had a Folgers can of bacon drippings in the fridge. It gets topped off and refreshed constantly. I'm pretty certain that the lower half of that can is over 20 years old. We need to do a can cleanse and start over, I suppose, but it hasn't killed us yet.
  17. ixnay on the izzardsgay. They make my teeth hurt or I would eat them often. Livers and hearts, on the other hand, are a regular part of my lunches. Our local IGA deli does hearts occasionally and will call me when they do.
  18. I was pissed when the Royals trade Seitzer away but this makes it somewhat understandable. Pre internet I didn’t know That Seitzer was such a jerk.
  19. Speaking of Bo... Jackson threw down his bat, walked toward Seitzer (“With fire in his eyes,” Hearn recalled), grabbed him around the throat with his left hand and shoved his head against the concrete wall. No one with the Royals had witnessed this fast of a Bo metamorphosis. Within seconds Seitzer’s eyes rolled back. “Look, you picked the wrong motherfucker to fuck with on the wrong day!” Jackson screamed. “As long as you’re breathing air, don’t you ever talk to me like that again! Motherfucker, I will break your neck!” https://deadspin.com/that-time-bo-jackson-tried-to-kill-kevin-seitzer-1849715204?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=dlvrit&utm_content=deadspin
  20. I have "The Lazy MF" registered with the Kansas Livestock Association as my brand. I don't know how to lay an M over to type it accurately and I don't really care to learn how.
  21. I didn't know the Rangers were needing a youth minister.. I'm so sorry.
  22. Lu Lulemon
  23. theMonkey checking in. I passed a kidney stone a couple of weeks ago, lwr right side back pain and a swollen scrotum being the prime indicators. The swelling went down but the back pain persisted. Finally went to the Doc yesterday and he diagnosed it as sciatica. My urine was clear of blood and he took blood to determine if my kidney function was correct. We are waiting on the lab results before he verifies the sciatica. He said he could get a long needle and cortisone it or I could do a regimen of anti-inflammatories. I am Type II diabetic, A1c of 6-6.5, so I'd rather not do the pills. Anything else that I might try before I consent to the needle?
  24. Same here. For us, it has been at least 30 years since we have had a trick or treater. Nobody wants to risk getting the Volvo dirty for a couple of tootsie rolls.
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