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Shoxthemonkey

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  1. According to KSU they are one and the same. I never felt strongly enough to look any further.
  2. Wife and I went scouting for Indian Paintbrush to transplant this fall and ran across this fellow. It was still cool so he wasn't real active. I had to come to a complete stop so he could get across the road.
  3. That's a copperhead, right?
  4. Please, please, please! I always wanted to see a one-legged man in an asskicking contest.
  5. The early Bede Factory was in Newton, KS so I got to see a few of them fly. I also saw one of them crash. Probably a good thing you didn't put a deposit on one of them, most buyers lost their investment. https://airfactsjournal.com/2013/02/a-dream-of-the-1970s-the-bede-5/
  6. Classic chode.
  7. Nice article. Sounds like this kid was certain to go places and do great things. Now I'm pissed at that fuckhead bomber all over again.
  8. Thank You! I would like to know who at Firefox decided that autoplay should be the default. I would craft a strongly worded note.
  9. I will use the word "urticating" at least 5 times today to sear it into my memory.
  10. Nah. He's an overweight USD supe. Good guy that bought lots of alcohol for us. Odd tradition, not sure why he should be punished.
  11. Buddy had an ace this afternoon. 175 yd par 3. Marion country Club. 6 iron. God damn I'm drunk.
  12. They stack easier.
  13. That took longer than I expected. Kinder, gentler Surl in this time of universal suffering?
  14. Where the hell you been, Bro? Geriatric sex, firearms and food talk. I expected you earlier.
  15. Elvis has left the building.
  16. I'm waiting for the RW apologists and fanbois to chime in. You know who you are.
  17. A disclaimer. I was eating in the TV room with the plate in my lap so I could see out of the windows and keep an eye on the manhunt. The steak was delicious and I'll cut the first mother that says it LDAF.
  18. Did you ever make it to Hutchison, KS for the annual MCC auction? Mom and her church ladies always made a few quilts to sell. Most of them would bring a couple K. It was amazing how talented these folks were/are. I don't share their dogma but they are some hardworking, industrious, ready-to-give-a-helping-hand folks.
  19. She has her own 9mm. She doesn't shoot often but she hits what she shoots at. Tough farmgirl that can be more self-reliant than many of the men I know. Too stubborn to ever ask for help. We have been together now for 50 years and I can't imagine it without her. I honestly hope I go first.
  20. We were a couple of clicks more modern than Amish or Holdeman. We could have hubcaps and car radios, motherfucker!
  21. Here's the latest cafe scuttlebutt. 3 Hispanic roofers did something furtive and were chased by LEO to my neck of the woods. They ditched their vehicles by my North property line and went west on foot. They tried to get refuge in his outbuildings but the law cornered them there. Two were taken into custody but the third got away. The local County Sheriff and KHP were the agencies that I witnessed but others are claiming that ATF was involved. I dunno. I have heard everything from them being undocumented, to armed robbery, to murder for their transgression but most likely it had more to do with them being unlike 99% of us round here. The only Hispanics in town own and operate the local Mexican Cantina. They will face some backlash, I'm guessing. The Karens want the city to throw all of the brown roofers out of town. Hope they don't mind waiting til Christmas to get their roofs fixed if they do that. Wife and I had a lovely evening in spite of all the commotion. This was the most excitement we've had around here since they blew up our donut shop for "Mars Attacks".
  22. It's all dust and cobwebs. Very little cleanup required.
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