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ROFL BOX

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  1. This seems to be the final post by YGifs. Maybe we should al rep the shit out of it? Go on a +rep spree; Brisket, maybe your "announcement" post (thread?) can get a bump & a request. A sort of digital "punch your medals into the casket" thing?
  2. Tonight, Ravens [emoji3591] Chiefs, Mrs. ROFL: Her: ¿Why isn't that a touchdown just because his toe is on the white part? Me: 2 reasons. 1. If a receiver steps out of bounds (without being forced by another player, i.e. CB, LB, Saf), he cannot be the 1st to touch the ball after the QB throws it. 2. More importantly, when he caught the ball, one of his feet were out of bounds (even by a toe) & therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass. Her: Why can't he catch the ball & then pull his foot back into the green (field / inbound) area? Me: [emoji2357]
  3. The OP's clip / quote didn't mention "Miramar" & I had to click through to see if it was the same doc in Tampa that amputated the wrong leg 2× (circa 1995). https://www.cbsnews.com/news/an-austrian-doctor-who-amputated-a-patients-wrong-leg-has-been-fined/
  4. I heard an interview yesterday on NPR with supposed US citizens / Hispanics who can vote but didn't speak English. The guy said "I like his economy & don't know anything about Kamala. I will vote Trump." I hope he remembers that when he is stopped on a street corner while walking because he "looks illegal" & when he is yeeted into Mexico because he didn't have his papers readily available.
  5. At a minimum, thousands of Qcumber voters were removed from the voting rolls due to their own insistence that "It's just the flu or a cold".
  6. Not my Mom, but a friend of hers, 83 years old (or close to it). Took her & my Mom to the Spectrum store in Sunset Valley (Brodie Lane) so the friend could get a new phone (& also get some TexaDelphia). Friend already had an Android but she was virus laden & supposedly there was no way to wipe it. Anyhow, I explained to her prob. 6 times about her password (easy 4 digit info that is very relevant to her knowledge base). After lunch & as we were dropping her off, I reviewed 4x what her PW is & how to enter it / had her repeat the process each time. 4 Days later, I get a call: "Hi, I finally figured out how to unlock my phone. I can make calls now." ( s i g h )
  7. Not the dumbest person I have ever seen on the internet, however this is definitely an example of the common Qcumber stupidity. https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19C9dWLJzt/?mibextid=D5vuiz
  8. If the [emoji521][emoji1782] can't cheat ("I win the club tournaments"), he isn't playing.
  9. I'm not even gonna look her up... who TF is "Brigitte"?
  10. Fully functional & not a movie / TV prop? Back to the Future all day long.
  11. https://www.facebook.com/share/YKxFdC7WzQ2aRvti/?mibextid=D5vuiz
  12. https://www.facebook.com/share/4xnUJ57UPkxR7n24/?mibextid=D5vuiz
  13. Take a chunk of the damaged drywall to the professional paint shop of your choice (paint desk @ Home Depot, Lowe's, Sherwin Williams, etc. & they can do a 100% color match. More than likely, a paint sample cup will be enough to cover that area however a quart isn't that expensive & who knows if he will do another header some day. Get a cheapo paint kit (brushes, etc) & for less than $ 50 total (+ the repair kit shown above) you're good.
  14. I mean, sure... I could give him the contact info for one of my sheetrock / interior guys, yeah. & For a small roof issue on a 1 story walkable I could also explain how to stop a small leak... or charge a minimum of $ 200 for a service call.
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