Everything posted by Poolflood
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Holy fuck. Who's the dude in the wig?
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Sam Ehlinger
Half of your budget for hookers and blow. You'll double up after the game.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 8 - Oklahoma State
UT 31 T-boons boys 28
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Sam Ehlinger
Will he? Won't he? Fuck it. I'll be in NSAA till Monday. Nudge me when it's over
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10/21 coaches TOP 25: Week 9, presented by someone who is bad at the internet
You weren't drunk enough.
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Prayers for daughter please
From an asshole to sonofabitch - glad the close call was not tragic. I remember every close call I've had with my kids and the oldest is only sixteen.... Hope I survive him learning to drive.
- WELL I CA'NT GO TO ARBY NO MOREW
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Sam Ehlinger
Yes, but 75% of the posters bitching over the last two pages would have come in and completed 90% of their passes with zero interceptions. Shane just sucks
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Manchaca Road about to be Menchaca Road
The lack of rear entry jokes on this thread makes me sad.
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Tom Herman the man ===> TH the coach
My first thought was his interview with Lopez and Wright on Houston radio while head coach at Cougar High. He was genuinely dismayed by the term "doesn't smell right".
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 7 - Baylor
Texas 51 Baylor 20
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Fire Derek Wareheim
So a thread with an idiot OP with a picture of VY (Awesome) in an eagles Jersey (da fuck)?! Is this like suicide by cop?
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Mensa offense vs Big 12 defenses
Tl;dr It's what ole butter teeth was looking for? Pound yo momma and make her beg for mercy, type offense.... Just from a spread set?
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Ranking Prediction Thread After Greasing OU.
Sagarin's computer smoking crack. ou at 6. Texas at 16.
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Final Texas Drive to 48-45 Victory over BlowU
Don't think that fucker had the mental fortitude to make it to the show. Maybe defensive substitute or pinch runner. Too big of a pussy to make it through the system
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It's 9:34pm
9:36 and still fucking sucks
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
There's a joke about "sucking" in here but the whole thing is just too sad
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AdjustedStats.com
Mea culpa mea maxima culpa. Like most of the rest of the world I forgot about "Baylor Football"
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AdjustedStats.com
Huck, I love ya man but you done fucked up the math. Your match up predictor says we don't win again till Iowa St.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
My version of this. I've told my teenage kids since they were old enough to make our proper sign and say "Hook 'em". I'll love you most if you go to UT. I'll still love you if you go to atm. I'll forget your name in fifteen fucking seconds if you go to ou.
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Let's talk matchups vs. OU
Blow u had played a week ass schedule. They have confidence. Punch the little fuckers in the mouth, put our foot on their throat, profit!
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Let's talk matchups vs. OU
Hager and Sam have to be on point. Neither can let emotion of the game get the best of them. Orlando's delayed blitz packages will get us lit. Bring the house with GJ to convince the little fuck that shortstop is his best position. Ingram and Tre need to pound the rock. Hook'em
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OU thread of hate filled haiku - 2018 edition
These haiku's suck ass I know I could do better Fuck ok landthieves
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 6 - OU Sucks
Texas 34 ou 31
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Sam Ehlinger
As I've caught up on this thread today what I learned is that too many of you had nothing or no one to do on a Saturday night