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Poolflood

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  1. Holy fuck. Who's the dude in the wig?
  2. Poolflood replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    Half of your budget for hookers and blow. You'll double up after the game.
  3. Poolflood replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    Will he? Won't he? Fuck it. I'll be in NSAA till Monday. Nudge me when it's over
  4. From an asshole to sonofabitch - glad the close call was not tragic. I remember every close call I've had with my kids and the oldest is only sixteen.... Hope I survive him learning to drive.
  5. Poolflood replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    Yes, but 75% of the posters bitching over the last two pages would have come in and completed 90% of their passes with zero interceptions. Shane just sucks
  6. The lack of rear entry jokes on this thread makes me sad.
  7. My first thought was his interview with Lopez and Wright on Houston radio while head coach at Cougar High. He was genuinely dismayed by the term "doesn't smell right".
  8. So a thread with an idiot OP with a picture of VY (Awesome) in an eagles Jersey (da fuck)?! Is this like suicide by cop?
  9. Tl;dr It's what ole butter teeth was looking for? Pound yo momma and make her beg for mercy, type offense.... Just from a spread set?
  10. Sagarin's computer smoking crack. ou at 6. Texas at 16.
  11. Don't think that fucker had the mental fortitude to make it to the show. Maybe defensive substitute or pinch runner. Too big of a pussy to make it through the system
  12. Poolflood replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Football
    9:36 and still fucking sucks
  13. There's a joke about "sucking" in here but the whole thing is just too sad
  14. Mea culpa mea maxima culpa. Like most of the rest of the world I forgot about "Baylor Football"
  15. Huck, I love ya man but you done fucked up the math. Your match up predictor says we don't win again till Iowa St.
  16. My version of this. I've told my teenage kids since they were old enough to make our proper sign and say "Hook 'em". I'll love you most if you go to UT. I'll still love you if you go to atm. I'll forget your name in fifteen fucking seconds if you go to ou.
  17. Blow u had played a week ass schedule. They have confidence. Punch the little fuckers in the mouth, put our foot on their throat, profit!
  18. Hager and Sam have to be on point. Neither can let emotion of the game get the best of them. Orlando's delayed blitz packages will get us lit. Bring the house with GJ to convince the little fuck that shortstop is his best position. Ingram and Tre need to pound the rock. Hook'em
  19. These haiku's suck ass I know I could do better Fuck ok landthieves
  20. Poolflood replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    As I've caught up on this thread today what I learned is that too many of you had nothing or no one to do on a Saturday night
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