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Tex Pete

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  1. Are you Texas Tow? Cut the bullshit.
  2. “Bobos” only referred to cheap shoes in my town. 🎼 “Bobos, they make your feet feel fine. Bobos, they cost a dollar ninety-nine. Bobos. Bobos…” 🎶🎵(to the tune of “Col. Bogey March/Bridge on the River Kwai”)
  3. This dude shovels more shit than the classless trash who threw it on our band. Texas A&M is the pussy school who ran away from us, refused to play us when we challenged them, and threw a wall-eyed fit when they found out we were coming to the SEC. We’ve beaten that ass for well over 100 years and we’re going to resume beating that ass in the SEC. Shut your hole, bitch. Daddy’s home.
  4. He’s a penis-faced crybaby. And have you seen his “brisket?!”
  5. Let’s make a significant tribute to his career and not retire his number.
  6. Did anyone die?
  7. Look, the dad should have pulled out. Losing $12MM for being a lifelong piece of shit is a small price to pay. I can't imagine how many times his dad has been so embarrassed that he's lamented not cumming in Baker's mom's mouth instead.
  8. That’s consolation to me. They should have made him disappear, too.
  9. I mean, the guy went to OU “to win championships.” We won one and they didn’t. And the guy’s nickname was initials…that weren’t actually his initials. Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
  10. No. No, they wouldn’t.
  11. Are there any more of those Matthews kids? Whatever happened to that puny one?
  12. That fat bitch on the left must be the goalie. It's a huge advantage when the goalie's hips are wider than the goal itself. Nothing is getting past her unless someone uses a donut as a distraction.
  13. Pretty sure he was someone’s sock.
  14. Stop doing this shit.
  15. They absolutely don’t understand marketing at all. They want the T for Texas and they have those jerseys that say Texas in big letters with aggies in tiny letters because they also want to be considered Texas and they don’t want us to be considered Texas. Except we’re literally Texas. It’s dumb.
  16. That wasn’t always the case, though. He also posted as “TheOrangeBull” on Hornfans. I assume after he was banned as Phlegm.
  17. And Phlegm was one of a kind. I didn’t love the 10 gif/pic posts, but I enjoyed that he hammered what he didn’t like and always had something witty to say. Or off the wall. Surely someone here knows who he is/was IRL. He lived in Florida and had worked for cruise lines and Disney, IIRC. I remember that his wife drove him hours to eat at the nearest Whataburger for his birthday once. Seems like he had some heart trouble somewhere along the way. Just hope he’s still alive.
  18. Their mascot is a Bugle?
  19. People sure bitched about his crazy posting a lot and at some point, he may have gotten banned. I’m concerned that he may have had a serious health issue…or worse. I appreciated that his crazy rambling was unique and had been a presence on Texas boards for a couple of decades.
  20. But 'er face... And that horn! And she's Fitlump.
  21. The cows aren't running are they?
  22. Billy does look like an authentic cowboy…one who got thrown off a bull and then had his face stepped on.
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