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RollLeft

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  1. ...who wants to crash this wedding with me? Ma...the meatloaf!
  2. burnt vegetables still wears a plaid shirt, cargo shorts, dr. martens when he goes to Trees in deep ellum. burnt vegetables thinks brett yormark is misunderstood and a swell guy. burt vagtables thinks lincoln rileys brisket was on point. butt vegtables forgets the alamo and 9/11 every day. bunt vegerables thinks willie nelson and Stevie Ray are overated and prefers Toby Keith.
  3. Do you hear that sound? slap, Slap, POund, POUnd, POUNd, POUND, P O U N D! Horns pound ou ass!
  4. I eat lunch at the closest Costco once or twice a month. It's hard to beat drink/dog/pizza for 3.50. Their new roast beef sandwich for 4.99 seemed pricey and then it sucked. Never again. That is all.
  5. (raises hand) ...um yes. Can you now do this one, please and thanks.
  6. ...this thread sucks without pics!
  7. I say it's gonna be a Red and Blue weekend...with a Nayor cherry on top! 49 -10
  8. The dark 80's...I'm told those were the days when one could get cheap tickets at the grocery store:)
  9. That Texas is "Legendary"!
  10. Remember, way back, when they first announced Texas to the SEC and the resident SEC posters were like Texas needs to understand they are no longer THE big dog because Texas is not gonna like how Tuscaloosa runs things....cause I member!!! LMFAO...gtf out of here with that shit! Scoreboard bitches!!! We are Texas!! They knew it last year and weve known it since 2009. Fuck those coonasses in their collective goatass!!
  11. Season openers at Texas...
  12. 19/30, Neyor, Johntay and Deandre and most of Texas fans disagree.
  13. Fuck that...Ewers needs more reps. Throw it deep until you hit one.
  14. From HTOWN baby, lets go!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. No cookie cake...doomed.
  16. After this next tax season, due to the 1099k recs and accounting pricing going up, you'll see more cash places back up.
  17. I'm not a Starbucks guy but I had to stop off to get something for someone else. I get a lemon pastry and water. The girl smiles and turns the machine and asks for tip, leaning out the window staring right at me. I lean right back, lean in and to her face say, "Nah, no tip. Thanks!". The she haz sad look was priceless. You didn't even make a coffee and the cake is pre-made you twit!
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