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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. I do like The Beverly Hillbillies crossover early in the trailer.
  2. Maybe you should watch the movie Convoy before you start flexing all your fancy truck driving knowledge, pencil pusher.
  3. Bloated and constipated? I like where this is going.
  4. Rolling into Dripping Springs with Honky Lips spray painted on the side of the Family Trickster.
  5. Fair point, tho I do expect the border convoy to be a stop and go travelling clown show of mutual fart sniffing. I'd like to avoid that.
  6. Yeah I'm wondering what's their planned route cuz there's a good chance I'll be going into Austin from Blanco on Thaturday on wanna avoid that shit train.
  7. The Jews are funding Hamas disguised as Venezuelans? Do I have this down right?
  8. https://time.com/6590155/bitcoin-mining-noise-texas/
  9. References the 1866 Congressional Record deliberations of Section 3 of the 14th Amendment as to whether the president is an officer of the United States.
  10. Trump doesn't just wake up with elephant-shart-to-the-face complexion, okay? There's a whole pit crew involved and they don't come cheap.
  11. If we have to wander around in the desert for 40 years like a bunch of homeless refugees to make our point, by God we'll do it!
  12. Makes sense. Shit I'm bitching about applies to average Americans. If you're not average then it makes sense the shit is only amplified and a good chunk will weigh the benefits and burdens and make what is arguably a quality over quantity of life decision.
  13. The whole world would be cooler if there were less people faced with an all or nothing binary lifestyle decision.
  14. I can't do gummies. Because of my job. I need a cig.
  15. You will eventually be shitting and bleeding all over the place. I hope you think about this when you are. If circumstances and choices or any combo thereof, only one of which you have control over, were different for you, yes, the sidewalks would be one of those places, as it would for me.
  16. When you indoctrinate a culture into a wealth-worshipping value system of "work super mega hard" as a starting point and slowly increase it from Dolly singing about working from 9 to 5 to Lumbergh telling you "yeeeaaah, we're going to need you to come in Saturday" to managers calling employees to come in to work when they're off, and when increasingly there are fewer and fewer options for sane people who want a work/life balance and a roof over their head- yeah. You're going to see people make understandable choices under duress that seem as insane as jumping off one of the Twin Towers in a country that uniquely amongst developed nations had a declining life expectancy (due in no small part to a critical mass of Americans choosing a short drug filled life over a long, hand-to-mouth slavish life) before the pandemic. All work leaves no time- and no play and no socializing and metastatic loneliness https://www.psychiatrictimes.com/view/what-does-rat-park-teach-us-about-addiction
  17. Because for people who prioritize status-seeking as the ultimate life goal 1) Denying a reason to punish another diminishes status 2) Being wrong about something diminishes status
  18. Still hilarious to me that MAGA thinks Donald Trump woke up one morning and said "Hey! I think I'm a Republican now!"
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