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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. The simulation is going full Jane Brady naming her boyfriend.
  2. https://www.newsweek.com/greg-abbotts-loss-texas-1865318
  3. It's like conspiracy improv by people who are bad at improv. "Seeee... Biden wants kids to play footbaaalll... cuuuuzzz... *gasp!* ... OMG! Cuz then they can't focus on Jesus! No one ever brings up Jesus during football! That's by design! Football da debil!"
  4. Looks like it's about that time for the party that elected Ronald Reagan, Sonny Bono, Fred Thompson, fucking "Gopher", Donald Trump, and poses with Kid Rock and Ted Nugent in White House to re-adopt their deeply held belief that celebrities should stay out of politics.
  5. Trump publicly flexed his solicitation of third parties (Russia) to violate data privacy laws regarding Hillary's e-mails in what is now history.
  6. Good job! Who ya leaning towards and do they know you might vote for them?
  7. I seriously thought the word "pension" had gone the way of the dodo bird. Anywho... False. I asked and numbered 2 questions. You didn't answer question 1, you quoted question 2 and replied why don't you ask someone else. I'm no math genius but just doing some head guesstimating you are the polar opposite of math. It's not often this happens, usually truth lies somewhere in between, and I'll go back and crunch the numbers, but it looks like you're 100.0000 percent wrong and I'm 100.0000 percent right on this particular issue. I've played this out using my MATH BOT 2000 and it looks like odds are pretty high that you're used to being wrong but Kool-Aide your way through the walls of life, and good for you! Either way, you answered 0.0 questions, Blutarsky.
  8. Because you deliberately implied you knew due to your connections, asshole, and invited us to "fire away". Your lack of an answer was expected and monotonously noted, fuckpuddle. I will be likely going back to one of favorite places on Earth this year and depending on the flow, happily basking in the freedom you and your Super Patriot Eagle Freedom Guys falsely claim to love, effortlessly wade back and forth across the Rio Grande and thank my lucky stars I was born in Texas.
  9. How many times are you going to lean on that weak-ass crutch of implication as a pathetic device to avoid stating your point, or in this iteration, who you're going to to vote for? Good God, It's insulting at best and goddamn sad to see you just do the same shit over and over.
  10. If you can't decide who to vote for you should move to a place where decisions are made for you.
  11. I won't stop you and we'll clink our glasses to Ana not voting* (lol). *Ana is voting in the next election. Pretend we don't see him. He's shy. And should be!
  12. 1) Do you consider a Target cashier wishing their customers "Happy Holidays" an act of war? 2) Do Border Patrol personal believe the United States is being invaded by a hostile military force and they (BP) are a military force to repel the aforementioned military force?
  13. Elections are going to happen whether you want them to or not. You can dig into your "You're not the boss of me!" attitude but just a heads up, you're obstinate refusal to have an opinion (cringe lol) or supposed inability to grade or quantify is blasting straight to the Super-cringe-o-sphere. I'm fairly confident none of this will matter to you, so whatever. Good luck in life, amigo. I'll be rooting for ya.
  14. Yet again, not what Bojack asked you. There's his question. If you have no opinion, don't respond.
  15. I knew he produced, but didn't know he played on the track. The guitar is iconic.
  16. That's not what Bojack asked you. You do this repeatedly. Oppose yet refuse to state what you stand for or state what your first option is. Everything and Everyone sucks. Therefore, Everything and Everyone equally sucks. It's stupid and I think most everyone here recognizes that you're not that stupid.
  17. "I jizzed in your daughter's face and made her call me 'Daddy'. Well, we're here! Looks like it's Yummy Breakfast Time! Let's go gang, Family Time!"
  18. Shit. Forgot to mention the only guy who broke America's two and a half century streak of a peaceful transfer of power after an election amongst a thousand other things. That's not last place for Ana.
  19. Trump is an authoritarian rapist who publicly gushes about falling in love with an authoritarian N Korean communist dictator whose body count is yet TBD, refuses to condemn Putin's Standard Operational Procedure of murdering domestic critics and feels perfectly comfortable declaring his desire to be a dictator. That's not Ana's last choice.
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