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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Half a century of cutting government waste by classifying ketchup as vegetable for schoolchildren, and now giving up before your first day of work. Guess your work that you wedged into posting on X and playing Diablo is done here.
  2. Vegas needs to give odds on Governor Abbott's buddy Daniel Perry shooting a cop vs getting shot by a cop.
  3. "I would take a bullet for you" "Are there any less traumatic, and they lived happily ever after options?" "No. There must be death and witnesses"
  4. My hot take- Invading Greenland is a just another verbal sleight of hand that has worked time and time again on an overworked populous with the free time to only read headlines to divert attention from the HB1 MAGA Civil War that his deputy salesmen Vivek and Elon blundered into. Don't look at that. Check this out.
  5. "Voted" And to be clear, your threshold is "remotely conservative"
  6. Someone who has never voted for the GOP since the Reagan Revolution. How's that? You made the accusation. The onus is on you. List the posters in this lib hellscape you believe who have never once voted GOP.
  7. Nope. I think society is most prosperous (which should be all our aims, but isn't) operating at the right blend of democratic government rule and free enterprise, but thank you for unintentionally illustrating the Overton Window in which we exist and the casual nature in which you post such a thing that would be taken seriously in a multitude of forums.
  8. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I tip my hat to any person who can say they were wrong. I have and probably will be in the future. That's a good thing and maybe a sign you haven't been paying enough attention.
  9. Oh, and safe sex
  10. Everyone except badteammate. You were right.
  11. There's a denialism in the conservative bloodstream that they are rugged individuals who are held back by government despite their symbiotic relationship in large part to the cultural indoctrination that pride is a virtue and not a vice.
  12. The president who delivered Medicare Part D to his voting bloc ""proposed" reducing spending. Just stand back and marvel at that for moment.
  13. *posts on board that's rife with former GOP voters* *Overton Window increasing*
  14. For Elon Musk, the future is something to look forward to, not to fear. He is a creative man of many interests: film, poetry, karate, music, and dance. He is a man of passion and mystery. He is a man of lust.
  15. Blowin' the shit outta high prices!
  16. A more progressive tax code disincentivizes fraud, corruption and regulatory violations by minimizing the reward for the risk. If any individual or entity knows beforehand they're only going to be able to keep a smaller portion of any ill-gotten gains, there's a far less likelihood that risk will be taken. As it is now, taking the risk is incentivized.
  17. Bert.... BERT! Look at me! *Holds up joint* DIS DA DEBIL!!! *smokes joint* no debil for you
  18. Whether blooping into a pond in Blanco or blowing up in Vegas, Cyber Truck has the versatility for country living or a night on the town that's sure to turn heads wherever you go!
  19. November MAGA: I'm voting for the felon. New Year MAGA: I think this scam artist back stabbed us!
  20. Sounds pretty close to indentured servitude to me.
  21. Perhaps "shitty pay" is a big part of the problem of companies having to look elsewhere for new hires. And as far as indentured servitude, it's Elon yammering about working EXTREME HARDCORE while planning company towns.
  22. Best record purchase I ever made was the Clash's first at Cactus Records. Not only is the album all killer no filler, it included their Gates Of The West/Groovy Times single stuck in under the shrink wrap.
  23. Mr. Bungle trolled the crowd at Liberty Lunch playing one note like a church bell for at least 10 minutes *Booooonnnng* *Booooonnnng* Random voice in the back: "FUCK YEAH! THIS ROCKS! (crowd laughs) *Booooonnnng* *Booooonnnng* Mike Patton: "We can do this all night" *Crowd getting restless* *Booooonnnng* *Booooonnnng* At least 10 minutes of this, maybe 20, this is the worst tree fify I've ever spent in my life! then Band just rips a blazing version of Loverboy's The Kid Is Hot Tonight Crowd goes apeshit
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