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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. If you wanna smoke pot, smoke pot. If you don't wanna smoke pot, smoke pot.
  2. Stassney broke the library study room glass with his dorky jock dance/barbaric yawp right before I got out.
  3. Sorry murder monkey wrenches your enjoyment of football. My bad
  4. You don't have a choice.
  5. The delusion that sports won't Venn Diagram with politics and that people are expected to shut their mouths and sit on their hands when a guy that has fuck all to do with "the game" is brought on to bleat his shit. The dude pardoned a convicted murderer.
  6. What are you contesting, specifically?
  7. He brought on Abbott before the game
  8. My uninformed, supremely confident hot take is, to one degree or another, Sark was sandbagging for the long haul 1! I remember somewhere or another Sark consulting with NFL coaches roster management over the extended course of an NFL season. He said he was going to play 100 players on defense at Ohio State. Did he? I DON'T KNOW but that doesn't matter and fuck Ewers. 2! There was some other place or podcast that said by the time the Cotton Bowl v OSU rolled around last year, Sark done run outta plays and everything was on tape. First and goal for a td but for other team lends a wallop to that. 3! Here's the Blow Tha Fuck Outta Yer Brains prediction for y'all demanding an OC. Who would Sark bring in for an OC for an offense with a potentially impressive OL, big mobile qb whose forte' wasn't short timing routes but dropping deep dimes? Frank Stallone
  9. I admittedly don't follow football as much as used to, but one thing I haven't seen discussed as much is our wr corps seem fairly meh compared to Worthy, Mitchell, Golden, Bond, etc... of years past.
  10. A Robotaxi running over it would have been the chef's kiss.
  11. https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/29/ai-unmasking-ice-officers-00519478
  12. *indicts the president*
  13. Who hasn't fallen asleep on the sun?
  14. If I can build and install a pacemaker in this guy's chest I can damn well bounce a microwave off a com-sat.
  15. The end all be all of rock books. Oral history of endless punk rock anecdotes. Page turner.
  16. Levon Helm's This Wheel's On Fire starts off "on fire" and then frankly just kinda peters into "we just kept on playing". Maybe there's something else but it's been sitting on my nightstand for maybe the last 8 years.
  17. Anger Is An Energy is really interesting one if you wanna hear how stupid John Lydon is in print when he's stripped of his charisma.
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