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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. I used to compare GDP and unemployment rate of the last 3 years of the Obama administration to the first 3 years of Trump's to eliminate the negative effect of the pandemic and show the Trump administration did nothing substantial for the the economy other than add 8 trillion in debt. Guess I should compare Obama's last 4 to Trump's first 4.
  2. Tell me Republicans are hysterical binary drama queens without telling me Republicans are hysterical binary drama queens.
  3. Anti-government conservative loons murdered hundreds of Americans decades ago in OKC. Can we stop worrying about "galvanizing" and hoping for "clustering"? Fuck these fucks.
  4. Wherever there is a drowning mother, we will be there to repel them. And just to be clear, by "we" I mean guys and girls I order from my wheelchair. So, just trying to clarify here, anywho... Wherever there are drowning kids we will beat back heroically... ok, again. I don't want to misrepresent. *I* personally will not beat the kids. Though I would love to, being wheelchair bound as I am I will have have to delegate those duties to the simps under my thumb... And just for documentation purposes that my lawyers have screen saved, they did it. Not me.
  5. Too bad we have a critical mass of the electorate who've been conned by the Con Artist Elites into buying the winner/loser status-seeking value system to such a degree that they'll flush any semblance of human decency to maintain the frayed delusion that they're not the bottom rung on the ladder and at all costs, for the love of God, someone must have a shittier life than them.
  6. Oh, your child died and your wife's going mad? Well, you're going to have to put that on the back burner for now and solicit help from your enemies cuz there is a bigger history-changing issue to deal with that's pretty much in your hands.
  7. Looks like someone slapped him with his own diaper.
  8. PROUD BOYS! MOMS FOR LIBERTY! ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crickets*
  9. Me after reading a TwiceHorn post- "One day, I'm going to learn what that word means. ... Not today. But one day."
  10. It's up to us all to annoy the fuck outta everyone in our social media circle with every fascist half-fart Trump has in between now and election day.
  11. Ford enabled a lot of the consequence-free attitude you see hardwired into Trump today.
  12. Socialism- When Americans other than Republicans or their voting blocs get a return from the government for the taxes they pay.
  13. "...The reaction on Twitter/X and other social media sites was fierce. I'mGonnaShitInYourMom'sVagina247 posted "LMFAO. THE WHOLE BITCHASS WORLD CAN SUCK MY DICK!"
  14. When not spending his surplus free time going to Trump rallies , Bob sits at home bumping his Transformers together while making explosion sounds.
  15. 50/50 chance Trump double downs on the Haley was in charge of Capitol security claim.
  16. Wanted an acoustic after I got robbed. Hated it when I first saw it. Love it now.
  17. John Denver's voice was about as pure and dependable as a Justin Tucker fg attempt
  18. It's not just the tone or Grand Canyon echo, but (to me) indecipherable timing Keith Levene pastes on top of a straight 4 beat that makes this a whirly dervish.
  19. Since we're in the Floyd-a-hood, this tops it all for me
  20. (Predominantly) white gangs collude with the GOP in attempts to overthrow America's democracy.
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