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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. "Yes. "We" haven't particularly excelled at our messaging and are all equally responsible."
  2. Just reported on NPR they visited the Buccee's in New Braunfels.
  3. Well, unless you're totally incompetent at your job, we expect a multitude of fraud convictions like your "boss" has to justify the mass firings. In fact I'd like a weekly report.
  4. That's a 25 pound head. Might be a record.
  5. Here's the simple concise message Dems to deliver- Fuck Elon Fuck Trump Fuck Russia Fuck The GOP
  6. I know he's been here for awhile, but Elon onstage in his Risky Business shades fighting Big Government with a chainsaw gives off a foreign exchange student showing up at a pool party in a Speedo vibe.
  7. Attained Elevated Dorklord on Diablo.
  8. I wasted time writing a letter to some douchebag.
  9. "You look like Mom's cabana boy."
  10. - Explode deficit - Declare "Hey! We found even more waste!"
  11. Libertarian Offers Winning Elections Advice -more inside The Onion
  12. I've been cutting back on the news, but is there another disaster in West Virginia besides being West Virginia?
  13. Checkmate, libtard
  14. I can't believe a guy who called us suckers would do this to us. We voted for him!
  15. Reporter: And what did you do as a member of the Deep State to fix "a lot of stuff in the government that needs fixing"?
  16. It may be a familiar characterization for some, but Ezra Klein's definition of the federal government (or Deep State oogah boogah!) is on point- It's insurance with a large standing army. Everything else is just coins in between the couch cushions. Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Military Guess who the South African determined was a parasite on America, Tom. America First.
  17. ...and the ultimate in-group (that the star-spangled MAGA rally goers don't get) are the billionaires regardless if they're Russian oligarchs whose talking points Trump parrots, Saudi royalty whose golfing tournament he hosts, a communist North Korea dictator whom *checks notes* he fell in love with, or Chinese ruling class he fawned over for their handling of Tiananmen Square.
  18. Trump literally slept fart through one of his trials.
  19. Your understanding of the word "hypocrisy" is on par with your understanding of the word "literally".
  20. Maybe he meant Rudy.
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