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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. "Would you be interested in joining my team of prosecutors?" "No, I've had my fill of death threats. Thanks tho!"
  2. It wasn't just your dad. Saudis had a hand shaping the NYC skyline, too.
  3. Trump is already getting a head start on a brand new tax fraud trial.
  4. When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!
  5. I believe Michael Cohen was insistent that wasn't going to happen in one of the MT podcasts but can't recall him giving the reason for that, though I could be mistaken on that.
  6. As I am understand it, the provision that bars him from obtaining a loan from a NY licensed institution is big because it prevents him from posting a bond and appealing.
  7. Weird that you asked and I remembered, but according to Michael Cohen's "sources" on yesterday's MT podcast, between 2 and 3 pm today (I assume Eastern time).
  8. Make Informants Get Attorneys with hash browns
  9. Russian cities are so much nicer than American they lock up their grocery carts so they don't get stolen by the homeless!
  10. Wait. People who died from COVID were victims of their own gay lifestyle?
  11. Yeah. The whole concept of "good guy with a gun could have stopped this" implies the killing of innocent people has already started and that at least one innocent person must be shot so that Cosplaying Rambo dorks can carry on with their fantasies uninterrupted. Which of, would be insane even if it worked, but is super-insane when it doesn't and relies on an unarmed man to tackle shooter after 22 people, half of them kids according to initial reports, are shot. Kids' rights to living their lives vs Rambo dorks' rights to being dorks... Gosh, this really is a Sophie's choice!
  12. Suddenly, I am The Bar-B-Que'er having an epiphany mid-ad.
  13. Wait. Half that cuz an unarmed man took out one of shooters, so big savings and some bo-hono-us freedom there, I tell you wut, lemme hear a yee yee
  14. Just doing quick math, we're going to need 17,600 cops. Add cut taxes.
  15. I'm going with the media will show you this.
  16. Wow! Three weird loners all mass shooting at the same public gathering.
  17. U.S. Rep Greg Casar files bill to connect Texas to rest of the country- Increases reliability Lowers costs by lowering energy scarcity Allows Texas renewables to sell out of state https://www.austinmonitor.com/stories/2024/02/u-s-rep-greg-casar-files-bill-to-connect-texas-grid-to-rest-of-the-country/
  18. You left out Floridians fleeing the home insurance crisis in DeSantistan.
  19. https://www.12newsnow.com/article/news/crime/men-accused-of-accosting-dade-phelan-wife-beaumont-home/502-dbb22413-4b6f-4d80-9d45-ce4b3b705ac5
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