Everything posted by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
"Mr President, would you support appointing a special counsel?" "I did not rape a minor. I rape women. But even if I did rape a minor, I was Obama."
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
So it would be in your interest to make the Epstein files public, like you said you would during the campaign, so you can show the country that this is a scam, instead of telling the country to trust the word of a convicted scam artist, you, Donald Trump, that this is a scam. Oh, that involves sexual assault, which you were also found liable for in a court of law.
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
The guy who thinks Joe Biden was replaced by a robot will determine what's credible.
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Epstein and Maxwell
The FBI planted those classified documents on me and I demand they return them because they're mine.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
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4th of July Texas Flood
Repeatedly granting appeals sounds pretty tyrannical.
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Donald Trump Assassination Attempt
Is that Mitch Hedberg's BIL?
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4th of July Texas Flood
Gotta hand it to Biden (before he was executed and replaced by a robot), creating a Scamdemic while Trump was president was pretty genius.
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4th of July Texas Flood
It would be negligence enabled by an ever-increasing culture of what is labeled "freedom". I have no problem believing "he's a great guy". I still think my former friend whose last post on FB was "I've had the flu that was worse than this" before he died of covid was a great guy. I get it. The pandemic was fucking weird (if you took relative good fortune for granted). But that ain't the truth. https://www.jimcollins.com/concepts/Stockdale-Concept.html
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4th of July Texas Flood
....which, in this chain of command, would pass the buck to "God". Praise be to Him, though his mass murdering ways shall somehow un-besmirch his glory and perfection, Amen.
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Tariff wars, they have began
Ya see, Copper? Ya see what happens when mess with ol Bugsy?
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
tl;dr
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4th of July Texas Flood
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Theys wants to takes the Grok's precious!
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4th of July Texas Flood
Goddammit that Abbott "let me tell you something about Texas" was as cringe worthy as bro country lyrics thinking they're introducing the rest of the country to their love of gravel roads and church on Sunday, as if it's not a cliche. "Oh. Texans like football. I did not know that!"
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4th of July Texas Flood
River gages. Whose gonna pay for that?
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4th of July Texas Flood
Privately funded by the wealthy beneficiaries of tax cuts who will parlay themselves into hero status.
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Texas -- a failed state
Like, an actual elected rep with an actual House vote and nary a worry about getting re-elected, Harlem Globetrotter-style. Inspector Clouseau of Clown Detection is on the case.
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Texas -- a failed state
*MTG bounces weather-seeding causation off of Ana's face* Ana- You CR clowns have lost it!
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Texas -- a failed state
All the power. None of the responsibility. *edit* Likely parlayed into grievances they're being oppressed
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Texas -- a failed state
The broken, unhinged clowns on Surly Horns politics forum must taste the whip of my unique wit and be thoroughly vanquished before I can even begin to critique the pros and cons of the leader of the Free World's assertion that Joe Biden is a robot.
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Texas -- a failed state
In this scene, we see serenity masquerading as Dr Phil dispensing the 411. This Is Fine Dog has entered the room, and the psychopathy is palpable.
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4th of July Texas Flood
My general impression of Kerrville is funds can be found for this but less so for actual life-saving government services.
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4th of July Texas Flood
This is pretty much what I repping.
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4th of July Texas Flood
Lotta 100 year events this week.