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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. "Mr President, would you support appointing a special counsel?" "I did not rape a minor. I rape women. But even if I did rape a minor, I was Obama."
  2. So it would be in your interest to make the Epstein files public, like you said you would during the campaign, so you can show the country that this is a scam, instead of telling the country to trust the word of a convicted scam artist, you, Donald Trump, that this is a scam. Oh, that involves sexual assault, which you were also found liable for in a court of law.
  3. The guy who thinks Joe Biden was replaced by a robot will determine what's credible.
  4. The FBI planted those classified documents on me and I demand they return them because they're mine.
  5. 16 between Llano and San Saba
  6. Repeatedly granting appeals sounds pretty tyrannical.
  7. Is that Mitch Hedberg's BIL?
  8. Gotta hand it to Biden (before he was executed and replaced by a robot), creating a Scamdemic while Trump was president was pretty genius.
  9. It would be negligence enabled by an ever-increasing culture of what is labeled "freedom". I have no problem believing "he's a great guy". I still think my former friend whose last post on FB was "I've had the flu that was worse than this" before he died of covid was a great guy. I get it. The pandemic was fucking weird (if you took relative good fortune for granted). But that ain't the truth. https://www.jimcollins.com/concepts/Stockdale-Concept.html
  10. ....which, in this chain of command, would pass the buck to "God". Praise be to Him, though his mass murdering ways shall somehow un-besmirch his glory and perfection, Amen.
  11. Ya see, Copper? Ya see what happens when mess with ol Bugsy?
  12. Brenden Clinton needs to do a film breakdown of Abbott' PC.
  13. Theys wants to takes the Grok's precious!
  14. Goddammit that Abbott "let me tell you something about Texas" was as cringe worthy as bro country lyrics thinking they're introducing the rest of the country to their love of gravel roads and church on Sunday, as if it's not a cliche. "Oh. Texans like football. I did not know that!"
  15. River gages. Whose gonna pay for that?
  16. Privately funded by the wealthy beneficiaries of tax cuts who will parlay themselves into hero status.
  17. Like, an actual elected rep with an actual House vote and nary a worry about getting re-elected, Harlem Globetrotter-style. Inspector Clouseau of Clown Detection is on the case.
  18. *MTG bounces weather-seeding causation off of Ana's face* Ana- You CR clowns have lost it!
  19. All the power. None of the responsibility. *edit* Likely parlayed into grievances they're being oppressed
  20. The broken, unhinged clowns on Surly Horns politics forum must taste the whip of my unique wit and be thoroughly vanquished before I can even begin to critique the pros and cons of the leader of the Free World's assertion that Joe Biden is a robot.
  21. In this scene, we see serenity masquerading as Dr Phil dispensing the 411. This Is Fine Dog has entered the room, and the psychopathy is palpable.
  22. My general impression of Kerrville is funds can be found for this but less so for actual life-saving government services.
  23. This is pretty much what I repping.
  24. Lotta 100 year events this week.
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