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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Power pop CAN be simple, but count how many changes are crammed into this radio staple.
  2. Golly! Maybe it is bullshit. Let's take another half century to figure out what we need to do to balance a budget.
  3. Normally there's a trial involved before the smartest guy in the room starts whipping out the Other People Were Telling Me To Do This defense. Of course, mutually exclusive beliefs hasn't stopped MAGA before.
  4. I Did That Trump stickers next to each one
  5. Super Freedom AR-15 Eagle t-shirt Patriot Guy: Three week holiday? Fake news. FAAAKKKKKEEEEE!
  6. Super Freedom AR-15 Eagle t-shirt Patriot Guy: Three week holiday? Fake news. FAAAKKKKKEEEEE!
  7. I said it before years ago describing dairy farms- Trump sign out front, immigrants milking cows in the back. I'd sometimes wonder if there was something they knew that I didn't, cuz the only other likely explanation was an aggressive strain of malicious stupidity infecting a demographic that prided themselves on "common sense". Occam's Razor
  8. Love how he implies this is the doing not of President Only I Can Fix It, but of someone in his circle of yes men who compete, as he does, in expressing their love for Trump.
  9. How are we going to learn about white genocide in South Africa water sucking data centers?
  10. Aaww, Miss Mace, how do we know for sure those are indeed your breasts?
  11. I was foolish and young.
  12. Salt Wife need lovin too. Maybe.
  13. The friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen... Yup, how to channel the natural altruism is the trick.
  14. 50 year Republican Lite strategy- reel in your left fringe while allowing their right fringe to become the party. It's worked pretty good so far!
  15. And just to clarify, rural conservative folks have helped me out countless times when I needed it. Countless. That's what makes it so maddening that something so innate can be hi-jacked by con artists, but also think it's completely within the realm of possible it can be channeled for good and the general welfare.
  16. I think it was about 8 years ago when debating MAGA types I just cut to the chase of what I suspected and asked straight up "Do you believe in the Golden Rule?" and got answers that ranged from "what is the Golden Rule?" to "the Golden Rule isn't in the Bible!" I've lived neck deep in rural, conservative culture for the last 20 plus years. The problem isn't HOW doing the right thing is implemented by left policies when the right thing isn't even explicitly agreed upon or that it's a left problem they don't relate effectively to people with whom they don't share a hyper self-interested, instant gratification value system with. It's a much larger problem of having to persuade a significant chunk of the voting populace that grew up thinking Gordon Gecko saying "greed is good" (and reiterated countless times over thru conservative media) was the vanguard of a new morality to reconsider and change their value system.
  17. EAT IT is your solution to everything, you fat fuck.
  18. And just to clarify, when someone is killed by cops, kinda important.
  19. My answer to that question would be "I don't know".
  20. No it's not. I'm earnestly asking you a question.
  21. George Floyd protests were everywhere in this country (and world-wide). They violated norms. Sure, not like a Boogaloo Boi murdering 2 LEOs, but at least one cheesecake (and probably more) were stolen from a Cheesecake Factory. What do you think the longterm effects of that were on American public opinion?
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