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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Franken Trump Syndrome. It's binary thinking MAGA inadvertently illustrating that Democrats are significantly more likely to investigate and punish wrongdoing than their party that ran on Drain The Swamp, and specifically in this case, opening the Epstein files which they whiplashed a 180 on once they got into power without ever offering an explanation as to why.
  2. Elon deploys his gang of bollard-challenged drunkbots. Melee breaks out to the soundtrack of "Me And You And A Dog Named Boo". Drunkbots defeated with buckets of water.
  3. "government" is a weird way to spell Trump. Obviously you're a person with deeply held beliefs regarding personal responsibility.
  4. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/07/epstein-files-survivors-trump-justice-department
  5. Way said Parker prefers it pronounced Livingston
  6. He's an informant and the whole thing's a hoax, but we also need to make sure innocent people aren't smeared. Bill Clinton was on his plane.
  7. That fell into the 1% So good!!!!
  8. https://youtu.be/zKRNP39nIds?si=Em-66LXXASDarrWs
  9. And to be clear, those 7/8ths were all Martin
  10. Well Trump did a trade war with China first term. I figured, I like war, America, and all that shit. Plus, we got bailed out by the government. Seemed like a pretty good deal... Now, this time? Wut the fuck!
  11. We have come from the future, from the past
  12. Only 2 artists Pollard said he'd open for. George Jones and Cheap Trick. https://youtu.be/b_EbOWr0GFw?si=n4sHdl1vu1owD9_c
  13. Every time we say goodbye, I die a little Every time we say goodbye, I wonder why a little Why the Gods above me, who must be in the know Think so little of me, they allow you to go When you're near, there's such an air of spring about it I can hear a lark somewhere begin to sing about it There's no love song finer But how strange the change from major to minor Every time we say goodbye When you're near, there's such an air of spring about it I can hear a lark somewhere begin to sing about it There's no love song finer But how strange the change from major to minor Every time we say goodbye
  14. This intro is going thru a deceased relatives' woodshed, suspecting something's not quite right, then realizing you elbowed a wasp nest
  15. https://truthout.org/articles/experts-say-trump-admins-deadly-boat-attack-amounts-to-extrajudicial-killings/
  16. Just make it illegal for men to own firearms. 95 percent of your problem solved right there.
  17. If you wanna smoke pot, smoke pot. If you don't wanna smoke pot, smoke pot.
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