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Pato del Muerto

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  1. Strategic beef reserve (no you can’t name your band this)
  2. Raise yaks and you can sell the hair until you are ready to sell the meat. there was a yak ranch near us in WY that would sell yak cuts, yak jerky, and also things like yak hair mittens at the market.
  3. Promises kept
  4. time to go long on berf futures, which I assume can be found on the Chicago merc exchange
  5. Shit, the morning session will be almost over by the time I get to work.
  6. I hope they call hatton Gimli all round. All weekend actually.
  7. I realize that I am ignorant of the logistics. Will everyone be called up at once? Will it be at a certain time of day, and happen in waves at each time zone? Seems like we would hear about it from Asia well before it’s our turn. Does god/jesus understand our calendar system? Once we devised it, did he just adopt it out of convenience?
  8. *bison and I suppose I’ll be needing a larger caliber rifle and some additional freezer space if I’ll be hunting them
  9. General Washington and troops ate horses so there’s a nice patriotic precedent already established. but normalizing horse meat would take the bite out of this joke
  10. And since I’m here I’ll address this. You are either backing in or backing out. It all works out the same more or less. If you work on your issues, I’ll work on mine.
  11. They get to keep them if they keep winning them I think, meaning there could be 20 in a game if it’s called poorly enough.
  12. So I will infer the following from that snippet: 1) he has command 2)at that level, he gets outs throwing strikes 3)at that level, his stuff is good enough to get swing and misses in the strike zone. agree? How likely is that to transfer to his new level?
  13. Re the hand bruise- I’m waiting for levitt to claim it’s his stigmata acting up.
  14. The same Argentina that is selling soybeans at a discounted rate to China, enabling China to not buy American soybeans?
  15. These aren’t leopard feasts. These are people that think he’s doing well, or at least doing what he can, and once he sees that they are not seeing relief he will address it immediately. They’ll all vote for him illegally in 2028 if given the opportunity.
  16. No, dumbass. Tariffs are making it worse. We can’t just magically make millions of head of cattle appear on American ranches.
  17. There’s a recent vacancy in the right wing podcasting space.
  18. All nfl fanbases are the same
  19. The cool thing about that is that by using DoorDash, you not only get your tools delivered right to your door but your victim brings them to you.
  20. Your team hasn’t killed for her. That we know of.
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