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Pato del Muerto

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Everything posted by Pato del Muerto

  1. You…offered to write a check for parking?
  2. We basically had the same offensive output as ou had against us, but with a long punt return as well to set up a td.
  3. Lol was that drinkwitz jogging off thinking they’d won?
  4. Hey guess what? The scrappy but winless in conference home dog came up empty on their OT possession, and the moderately ranked road team with one conference loss fucked around with theirs before kicking a fg to win. just kidding Mizzou missed so they play on.
  5. Can’t do that but have you heard of human centipede?
  6. Mizzou at Auburn is doing a reasonable approximation of our game, for those that didnt get enough yet.
  7. Not the zebra’s best effort tonight. And you’d think the sec would want us to remain paper tigers for Georgia and aggy to tear apart, so I think it’s just incompetence. but the uncatchable dpi and then holding on our first ot play sure are sus, and great places to affect the outcome.
  8. I’m not letting the defense off the hook either. Gave up 400 yards and recovered zero of 5 wildcat fumbles (2 on special teams so 0 of 3 if you prefer), and gave up the end of regulation drive. Made the Kentucky qb look like sweet Diego.
  9. Uk beats Texas 13-16 basically going on 4th as the first ot possession is fucking stupid.
  10. Half surprised we didn’t defer there
  11. We have already lost
  12. Complete with calling a 5 yard cross that is wiiiiide open that the qb can’t hit.
  13. That’s why we dont just run the ball. This all starts with a terrible oline.
  14. My sweet Diego
  15. Train headed toward Seattle: Pretty good question
  16. That’s not a fight. That’s assault.
  17. Rhule obviously spent all week talking with his agent and psu AD hammering out the details.
  18. Big and Rich was the canary in the coal mine
  19. Diabetes?
  20. Even if arresting illegals/undocumented is lawful, the way they are doing it is certainly questionable, to be extremely charitable. Unmarked, masked, breaking windows, random profiling by race (that they are allegedly against), no habeus corpus, inhuman lockup conditions, etc. glossing over all of the authoritarian terror tactics and trying (succeeding in many cases) to make it about lawful residence and authority to control it, then claiming there can be no room for debate on that.
  21. The context of the rest of the post should make it easy to discern this.
  22. The only reason to do it is to show the world the extent of his power. a similar thing was done in Los Angeles last night by ohtani.
  23. A man of constant sorrow
  24. Who the fuck else would serve that shit?
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