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Horndog

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  1. Anyone know which dugout we will have for the first game?
  2. Truly great songwriter. A drink for the living A toast for the dead.
  3. That will play well in his attempt to change venue because he can't get a fair trial.
  4. Trump getting off was what started this mess. Edit: should have read to the end of the thread before posting.
  5. @Homercles @Go Pokes @oSuJeff97 and other Okie State fans, I really liked the 2 dudes on the ESPN+ broadcast. Never caught their names. Pretty insightful, knew the Texas players, had an OSU perspective but not unobjective homers. Good job.
  6. Right above Xavier. Right below Miami. Ironic.
  7. Please define "straight up" because that's not what happened.
  8. Do whenever an offensive player is backing his defender into the lane, the defender should try to leap over him and it's an offensive foul? Ok.
  9. Dammit. I was hoping for more of a George Floyd style apprehension.
  10. Anyone else having trouble with the online renewal process? I have tried several times over the last week or so, and always hit some dead end: "unable to process the request", "this site cannot be reached", etc. One time I got as far as the checkout screen before it crapped out.
  11. You left out the part about getting lost in the way to the arena and being given directions by the friendliest fans anywhere. Glad you enjoyed the experience.
  12. This is possibly the most remarkable piece of prose ever written in the English language. The highlights: A a 52-word run-on sentence comprising the entire first paragraph, with no punctuation save for one lonely apostrophe. Another 32-word run-on sentence. Random first-letter capitals. Sentences with no verbs. Sentences with no subjects. Sentences with no clear verbs or subjects. Misspelled words. Odd porn reference. Odd violence reference. Missing apostrophes. Missing ending punctuation. Misogynism. Homophobia. And the hidden gem: " a salt and battery."
  13. If you want to learn some new, interesting, and useful words read some John Banville novels.
  14. That's a pretty good list. Hard to argue with any of those names. Has Kristofferson been mentioned? He's in the same league. "I ain't saying I beat the devil. But I drank his beer for nothing. Then I stole his song."
  15. How about a cold Austin Amber while watching someone else mow your lawn?
  16. If Bud Light is classing it up, I'm living in the wrong world.
  17. You can win a national championship in two sports. Pretty good pitch.
  18. Good thing he relied on the "JUDGEMENT & ADVICE OF COUNCIL."
  19. The only good thing about this is that I don't have to watch the Cowboys get humiliated in Philly.
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