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Llano Estacado

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  1. Invest 1/2 in low risk mutual funds and take the other half to my friend Asadullah who... Oh no I’ve said too much
  2. Do you have a randomized double blind placebo-controlled study linking HCQ to the ‘rrheas?
  3. Larry David’s best line in the series? I say yes. Conrad, Connie, or Con, whatever you prefer.
  4. It shouldn’t take 9 outs to lay down a sac bunt, cause they’re professionals and what not. ...Oh and we all get ghost runners on 2nd for funzies!
  5. https://www.npr.org/podcasts/765024913/dolly-parton-s-america Last few episodes are great; Neon Moss and TN Mountain Trance are fascinating. 1st gen immigrant bonds and relates to Dolly from a world and generation apart
  6. I always think about attempting a read, but doesn’t seem worthwhile after reviews from people who actually achieved it. Read the collections; Consider the Lobster, ASFTIWNDA and find them funny and entertaining, but until told otherwise IJ does not seem worth endeavoring post-it notes, highlighters, and copious note taking for entertainment in the age of YouTube and Netflix.
  7. Well that would explain Little Jerry’s poor egg production
  8. Anything new on the judge unsealing NYY’s Manfred letter? Quick google shows nothing happening since mid-June.
  9. Show Americans you’re an individual, your own man, not some consumer whore, and so so funny! https://www.shiticoolers.com/products/shiti-brand-plate AfterPay available for orders of $35 or more if you really want to stick it to the man!
  10. All right, now here's the scoop, Jockey. I came in here last January to talk to one of your flunkies.
  11. Oh, that “what now”. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.
  12. Find an online calculator for head pressure and elevation and see if a hydraulic ram pump will work. $100 in pvc if you have a suitable location to drive the wasting check valve. Bonus points: you can blow folks’ minds with claims of “free energy” and “perpetual motion”
  13. Maybe it was an ‘a’ you and everyone else mispronounced, or, or, OR you’ve broke the wall of the matrix because the super computer AI was too dumb to catch Stein as the more prevalent name suffix. Good luck Neo!
  14. Well, I find it's quite a thrill When she’s contagious to me and ill. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is coughin
  15. It got brought up in an informal working conf call and diverted convo for 5-10mins. Lady in bad Gump voice says “sorry I ruined your black panther party” Type A engineer can’t let it go and corrects her, “actually it’s ‘I had a FIGHT in the MIDDLE of’...” Not it’s not. I remember ruined I remember ruined *I join in*- no it is fight guys ... *Someone googles and corrects* It is fight. ZOMG Mandela effect!!! What’s Mandela effect? *Down that wormhole we go* *Circle back to Forrest* Totally remember “ruined” y’all. That’s so trippy. *Other engineer and I trying to hold back the tide.* what’s more likely? This misremembered quote from 25 damn years ago is much more interjected in casual conversation as “ruined” than “fight in the middle” so people use it incorrectly and misappropriate that memory in Gump’s voice in their heads. OR we entered a simulation since the early 90s and the idiots forgot to wipe the internet of facts? Okay, but you can’t convince me it wasn’t The Berenstein bears! It wasn’t! The damn creators name is Berenstain. We pronounced it “Berenstein” at my house too, but that doesn’t make it right. //trivial annoyance I’m sure 3-4 people on that call are currently explaining to their spouses how the fickleness of the human mind is proof that we’re all time travelers or something
  16. For whatever reason the good things about cunt didn’t cross the Atlantic so it’s the worst female pejorative there is. I once heard a Aussie reply to “how did you sleep?” with: “Mate! AC was perfect, I pulled up that top sheet and slept like a right warm cunt” No American would ever claim to have slept like a pussy. That conversation devolved into curse words around the world and how there was so little ownership of pussy/cunt in US, and how fucker is so over used here we had to add Mother to everyday usage. Bad ass, the tits, the balls, the shit, fucking a, I’m a nasty bitch, cocky, el chingon...on and on.
  17. Your shitty memory isn’t the Mandela Effect and it certainly isn’t proof we’ve entered a simulation or a parallel universe. Was it Looney “Tunes” or “Toons”? I can’t remember ZOMG! so it must be a different timeline!
  18. The Derel was a drive by troll poster. Usually single sentences and seemed to up his game the more serious the thread. OP posts great ribeye shot, short cooking post. “Looks serviceable, but had better out Chili’s” OP heartfelt back info and looking for divorce/relationship advice or just to communicate with 3rd parties. 3rd post would be - “My chick loves football, good beer, and blowing me. Don’t know where y’all find these bitches.” IIRC, he was one of the first sufferers of neg rep banning. Meme worked perfectly because his user name was actually “The Derel”
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