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Goredho

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  1. That is why banjos and toilet seats shouldn't get married.
  2. The faucets of Fentanyl to the north were turned off. CRISIS MANAGED.
  3. Yeah, I'm not a Trump fan, so I am admittedly biased, but this whole episode really turns me off of the market. I mean, dude's can just declare prima nocta on my investments again whenever the mood strikes. There is no way to make a calculated risk in this environment where he'll just do whatever the fuck he wants with the world economy whenever someone puts a bug in his ear. If I was the rest of the world, I'd be strategizing how we remove the US from the position where that can happen. I guess the calculated risk is to short everything like horn4life or sit the fuck out until he's gone.
  4. LOL, goddam, we're going to do this again in 90 days, aren't we?
  5. So does this mean we can use Chimpanzees to bring back Sharon Tate?
  6. We're fucked. Comet Hale-Bopp is not expected to return to the inner solar system until around 4385.
  7. Paging @South Austin. @South Austin to the white courtesy phone, please.
  8. You know who isn't affected by the Trump economy? The Amish. They are the real winners here. Does anyone know if they are accepting new members? Does it come with benefits like periodic rumspringas?
  9. Jim Bakker buckets for the rest of the apocalypse? Fuck that, I'm a carnivore.
  10. AlonzoMourning.gif
  11. Can I walk out of the theater? This Red Dawn reboot sucks.
  12. I wouldn’t focus on the way they’ve calculated it. I would focus on — the President is quite high.
  13. Holy shit, it’s like Department of BBS Efficiency showed up and started shutting down threads, lol 😜
  14. Exactly, what the Harris/Trump debate showed very clearly was that you could bait or otherwise manipulate Trump into anything. It’s the people advising Trump and handing him executive orders to sign that you need to be worried about.
  15. Making the kids draw straws tonight.
  16. Excuse me, I speak emoji. This signifies that America has been fisted without lube and is now experiencing a burning sensation in the groin area.
  17. Where I am at, his voters are still all in. They either work for or own a service business and don't have the savings to be involved in the stock market and be directly affected. I think they are going to get a lesson in trickle down economics. I mean, I certainly won't be getting that welding work I needed done this year, or the roads on our property worked on. 🤷‍♂️
  18. That's cool, it's obviously working for you, so carry on.
  19. Hard to not go CR with this, but I’ll try. I understand those thoughts and their allure. But if Trump, all of his followers, and most importantly the people handling (manipulating?) him are all idiots incapable of a plan and only reflexively and repeatedly shooting themselves in the dick, what does that say about the opposition and their following that includes you and I? Has the opposition’s collective classifying of TrumpCo as morons helped bring about a meaningful change in our nations trajectory at his direction? You are of course free to ignore the obvious answers to those questions, but I’ve got a family/retirement nest egg to try to protect, and writing off everything from TrumpCo as the random chaos associated with a government of, by and for morons isn’t helpful to that end.
  20. Hey, it at least makes some rational sense and matches the actions of the administration. I mean, I think we are all sane and can agree that the motive for tariffs on Canada are not to stop any significant amounts of Fentanyl from coming into the country. Ok, then what are the motives? If you understand the motives, you can maybe make a more calculated risk with your investment money. Also, intent is just that. It does not guarantee success, it does not guarantee the ability to stop momentum when whatever goal is attained and it does not guarantee there are no negative butterfly effects. If we are swinging our big economic dick around to tank the world economy so as to refinance our debt at a manageable rate, fine, but that's gonna come with significant consequences beyond everyone's 401Ks. Is anyone gonna want to lend you money again if you just show that you'll tank the world economy to get out from under its weight?
  21. Gonna be hard for this to not be the meme of the day.
  22. Do you have a link to this?
  23. Colorado has entered the chat. https://cdphe.colorado.gov/press-release/one-measles-case-confirmed-in-colorado-resident-with-recent-international-travel?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR2-u_dfJmY4ofyuHPd2GQ4MmKdVHez3Obymin-WDzW-klrgt0mbF7z0vw8_aem_Wgw9-iChTRkTO2zZVTHExg
  24. Not that I wholly disagree, but this looks and reads an awful lot like a Trump post. DO SOMETHING!!
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