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kibbles

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  1. I am not saying this is true but if I were a closeted gay from college station, I would look a lot like that little curly haired writer bitch that you all are making fun of. But, I am not. Just saying, if...you know?
  2. wait, MTG's daughter is a nut farmer?
  3. MTG daughter could get it - are there any like pics or only a fan page type stuff? maybe a link to a separate forum is in order? I don't have access to those type of things.
  4. quick update, as of today, I still have not done any push ups. 20,250 to go!
  5. probably unrelated but totally understandable.
  6. how much for you to put her toes in your mouth before she showers? I got 5 on it.
  7. yeah, I don't have any checks either.
  8. so, can we like do a test run of this shindig like this weekend? you know, just so we know what bar and stuff.
  9. I would not fuck that blonde bitch with your limp dick. gross. I would buy her a pedicure, I guess. thank you for your service MTG?
  10. I had like a tiny black and white TV in my room and shit when I was like 13. Fade me how? used to watch carson on it most nights. I was the coolest kid in my room at the time.
  11. I got kicked out/asked to leave/dragged out by friends a few times from that dance club. those drinks were strong AF.
  12. why do we spend all this time talking to ourselves whilst billing the clients? I knew I should have "studied" law and gotten married. I got a blow job the other day from a girl that I did not even like and I asked her like 5 times not to. did she listen? no. women, am I right?
  13. that is what is fun about the internet these days - I am not even sure if I am real anymore. but that girl can fucking tell a story. I wonder if she is single? lol. THERE IS NO GOAT IN THAT HOLE!
  14. does the sheriff know about this one already? maybe we can set up a virtual opportunity for those of us who will be overseas. I want to watch us win every game this year but I cannot make it to the dang tailgates.
  15. anyone know a hot 25 year old who can balance her own checkbook? just curious.
  16. I love the way the storyteller barely blinks and has eyes as wide as a doe's eyes.
  17. if you like hip hop and you are old - I am 3 years late to this insanity. I mean, wtf are these dudes?
  18. kibbles

    Fade me how

    am I talking to myself again?
  19. kibbles

    Fade me how

    fade Me? how? unfadeable so please don't try to fade this....now, back to the lecture at hand....
  20. kibbles

    Fade me how

    @all "because I am niggerish, so that's why"
  21. i truly am sorry most of you got married. Luckily, I did not - and so i know I cannot post here legally, but this made me lol. Sorry guys.
  22. not sure what this means but sounds like a potential issue with the wedding.
  23. arguing with future man is about as fun as playing with yourself without finishing the game. Pass.
  24. everytime I unblock futureman, I read one of their posts and throw up in my mouth a little then reignore them. what a fucking moron. which Aggy school did he attend?
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