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kibbles

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  1. what kind of homo wears eyeliner to work everyday? his beard(wife) is kind of cute but looks like she would fuck like a piece of cardboard. so, he has that going for him - which is nice.
  2. if I were hungry I would have my paki friend make me a goat curry
  3. al pastor tacos are delicious at the chilis on 45th and lamar. I read an article about it the other day.
  4. now I am confused. which pedophiles are we supposed to vote for in the midterms? I need a fucking drink.
  5. I wonder why luigi only killed one ceo. do we know why he picked that one?
  6. the bar was fun back in the day. cloak room, that is....
  7. so, at this point - if I can follow along - if you are MAGA you like pedos; if you are DNC you like pedos. If you are catholic....never mind.
  8. see, this is why I have to mock people in atm gear. it is an imperative from bevo himself.
  9. get your nephew a job as a caddy and have them steal a set you like. profit. or you can find a friend who builds clubs and get a free custom set. it is not hard. obviously, you are not a golfer.
  10. we need a better definition of what "mass" shootings means by now. I mean, 5 people died of malaria in the time that this dude killed 5 people for whatever reason. so do we have to fear mass murdering flying insects now?
  11. Mark Cuban is a G. he sold because he was bored of it and didnt want to deal with a new stadium that we do not need for gambling that we will never have. Mark is fixing drugs(I like drugs). why you dont like Mark Cuban?
  12. how am I supposed to be, as an MFFL from 1983, supportive of my team right now with those dumb cunts owning and nico being a bitch ass GM? I guess I am not a forgive and forget kind of dude. what can we do to crash the value of the team and have new people buy it?
  13. I saw this giant pink limo thing today that was like "69" dollars per hour for the first hour. I gave the dude a hookem as I passed by. that dude is probably so sick of fucking fat bridesmaids at this point.....
  14. my favorite are the women who "believe in science" in their house because they have no idea of any type of science but they know that men know science. usually, those women hate men! wheeeeeeeee.....
  15. this is a top 50 - what the fuck you mean by the headline thread of the past 3 years. Well done, asshole.
  16. that is the exact motherfucking thing I needed to hear today.
  17. Is Imma still a Fascist? Well, that Fascist better get those tailgates right this year.
  18. kibbles

    Getting old sucks

    welp, my calf snapped last night while jumping into the pool. good times. I can limp about half speed.
  19. This is what I am saying. https://www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/editorials/article/camp-mystic-hill-country-texas-flood-legislature-20780334.php so, who do we think will be held "liable" for those dead kids? certainly not wheelz. i bet ted and cornyn are sending T&P as we speak. lulz.
  20. I love Tulsi(havent met her yet!) and I think she is playing the long game here. if she runs for president, I will vote for her over anyone besides maybe AOC and maybe Rep Crockett. what you think?
  21. it is so absurd. here is a movie from an incident in Portland back in the day - I still want to fuck up the deputy that did this.
  22. I remember that case too because that is my name and I was glad that I did not end up in the creek with my head missing. I wonder why that dude did that to Adam Walsh. I think the killer was just some drifter?
  23. kibbles

    Getting old sucks

    the whores at the strip club dont need scripts. $100 usually does it for them
  24. This story has more White Trash in it than the entire campus in Ohio. I mean, how many red flags can their be? Dog the Bounty Hunter’s teen step grandson killed by his dad in accidental shooting: report
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